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Steve Bingen
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Date Posted: 02:15:04 06/29/06 Thu
Well, about the new Blackbeard(s) I read the postings here and thought everyone was, well a little bit harsh. I’m a sucker for anything with a pirate clopping about. So I watched the film, both of them and, ah, you actually went sort of easy on both of them, Susan and Trisha.
All the earlier project had going for it was great costumes. I’d like to say that the whole physical look of the film was good, but the camerawork was so generally inept that I’ll hold off on that compliment. I mean, was this "film" supposed to look like a documentary or a feature? The thing was like some peg-legged hybrid of both. But, I did like how they costumed the actor playing Blackbeard. I also liked his physical look. The beard, the hook nose, the glint in his eyes. Physically, he was scurvier and scarier than even RN in the part. But, yup, his performance was really inert wasn’t it?
The Hallmark film felt like a real movie anyway, with real actors in it. Although Rachel Ward had nothing to do but bare her back, well that’s OK. (Sidenote, her husband Bryan Brown, of “Cocktail,” and “The Thorn Birds” might have made a lively Blackbeard, you think?) And the lead at least looked like he was half-way awake. But, shesh, the guy was balding and potbellied and his beard was so stringy that they should have called him bleakbeard or blotchbeard or something…And did anyone else snicker at that outfit he was wearing? The pumped-out vest that looked like a jumper for a rambunctious toddler? Man, if real pirates wore getups like that I don’t think they scared anyone, except maybe expectant mothers,
All of this just makes me think about how rare a creature RN really was. He had the look, the charisma, the talent, and the sparkle in the eye. And he worked at a time when Hollywood really knew how to make movies about pirates who if not exactly real, achieved conviction on their own terms and by force of personality. Pirates of the Caribbean 2” anyone?
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