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You may have heard about this [mohaabdulazeez@gmail.com] "Corona" virus. The electronic version infects computers which are already vulnerable due to installation of Microsoft Windows. But if you have not done that, there is still hope. You can always send application fees to realistic-sounding investors who use free maildrop accounts, after all, and you should pay attention to your health.

The common mis-understanding is that if you drink "Corona" beer, then you are immune to nasty infections [kaliffahmohammed@yahoo.com] from the similarly-named virus. This is, however, not true. It is not even an old wives' tale. It is, rather, a bit of spring break wisdom, made up recently, by one of the people recruting student travelers to fill the buses to the beach. It is considered polite to pretend that you believe them, however.

Follow these simple steps: Consume excessive refreshment with your friends: agaspar@afipi.com davidhoffman421@gmail.com dhofman@qwestoffice.net kaliffahmohammed@yahoo.com Hoot and holler and have a good time Consume a bit more refreshment Have unsettled feeling Experience some regret See how easy it is to become ill? Best of all, you can choose the refreshment which you prefer. It need not be Corona. It need not come from Mexico. It need not even be cause for Montezuma's revenge.

Remember, there is no connection between "Corona" beer and "Corona" virus. In fact, they come from different parts of the world. The virus comes from China, where due to important political considerations it was necessary for the government to silence Dr. Li Wenliang in order to make an exmple. Otherwise people might have gone about discussing the disease and thus embarrassing the government.

So, when you are busy dying of the virus, not the beer, remember who was out front in trying to prevent the spread of necessary information.

You may also develop electronic illness by following blind links like "bit.ly", "goo.gl", & "t.co" even if you are not exposed to physical germs. And be sure to look for the "safety in numbers" logos:     Illustrations are, as you would expect, largely unrelated to the scammers seeking your money. Feel free to send any money which you no longer want. And drink up now, you may wind up feeling worse when you have sent your money abroad.