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Date Posted: 21:24:24 12/25/11 Sun
Author: Ace Jordan
Subject: GSM chapter 4 (Allison Protection to the rescue)

CHAPTER 4 – Allison Protection to the rescue.

Superhero1471 and Mad Sid debuted at the 4th show Theodore Schlong was no were to be seen, not too many tears were shed, but wrestlers had to take up camera and commentary duties when their match wasn’t taking place.
Superhero1471 debut was announced the first day VIW launched their website on 50megs.com that consisted of a match results page, 2 personal pages by Smudge and Hangman and a profile page on the wrestlers which pretty much consisted of childish name calling each other and any potential VIW wrestler and never retiring human eggplant Terry Funk.
Superhero1471 was a friend of Smudge and Hangman’s years prior to VIW and an avid wrestling fan his favourite being Stone Cold Steve Austin in his early matches he wore an Austin shirt and emulated him one of his signature moves being the stunner. The name Superhero1471 was simply his online name from internet chat rooms. Superhero1471 gimmick/joke was ironic as he didn’t look or act like a superhero and on a whole was a bad role model as his plans were to fly around the world; kick ass, drink too much beer and pump Britney Spears (This is Britney Spears circa 2003 not the shaved head or the fat white trash version)
He produced power moves out of nowhere his finisher being the F5 (a fire-mans carry into a spinning cyclone slam) and his trademark became F5ing people or “around the world” as he called it into trees or bushes and also once soaking Hangman’s washing with a hose to piss him off.
you can say a lot about Mad Sid and I surely will in later chapters, who would spend most of his VIW tenure as Rush so I’ll be using that pseudonym mostly (although it may go back and forth to Mad Sid throughout these early chapters, forgive me). He was one of VIW most fascinating characters inside and outside VIW and life would have been a lot less entertaining without him. Superhero1471 brought Rush into VIW he was a year and a half younger than the rest of VIW. He was a friend of Superhero1471 and an acquaintance of Smudge and Hangman and likewise a big wrestling fan. All were lukewarm to the Mad Sid gimmick he came up with, It’s origin came from the fact he shared the same similar facial features of former Pro-wrestling champion Psycho Sid Vicious notable the brick jaw, although he would grow to be six foot tall rather than Sid’s impressive seven)
Of the few present in VIW they didn’t want parodies/wannabes in the fed you may ask why they didn’t, it is because as criticized as backyard wrestling goes for obvious and justifiable reasons and even though wrestling is phoney and characters are pretending or whatever they didn’t want to be seen as someone once said “pretending to be Hulk Hogan” a Sunday casual kick about with their mates they are playing football they’re not pretending or wanting to be seen as pretending to be David Beckham or the Scottish squad.

But with VIW wanting more wrestlers they agreed to it. So Rush’s Mad Sid character was born on the website his profile stated he hailed from Arkansas USA same as his speculated biological father.
In early matches his most noticeable trait was his multiple pile drivers probably because he only had a limiting move ring set his finisher being a spinning inverted reverse DDT that Hangman called it the long-winded title of “nightmare on Mad Sid Street” …if you got that obscure WCW reference son, you’re a real wrestling nerd.

Even before entering VIW, Mad Sid on hearing about it wanted to be in a tag team with friend Superhero1471 called the A.P.A (Allison Protection Agency) or even less original if possible “The Brood”, He would make a big pitch trying to make the team idea sound good but no one was buying it. VIW with a stable of a colossal (that’s not a mistake it’s sarcasm) 4 wrestlers an alliance was seen as pointless and limiting the already small number of matches you can have with 4 people if 2 had an alliance, furthermore Superhero1471 didn’t use the name Allison in VIW…and Allison was only Mad Sid’s middle name. But VIW bended just so we got more wrestlers and went along with it the team never had a name and Superhero1471 didn’t really care for being in the team they both attacked Smudge after their first match and had a few following tags on and off camera but the alliance didn’t last and by VIW 5th or 6th recorded show Superhero1471 kicked Mad Sid’s backside on camera after being the special referee and a rivalry began which would last throughout their entire stay in VIW. The only problem Superhero1471 seen in the tag team break up was now he had to face Mad Sid in singles competition and often in the earlier days Mad Sid was criticised or being not very flexible Superhero1471 once described it as wrestling a plank of wood. It took him longer to sell moves than others some day’s he only sold when he was actually hurt like most people from the early days this he changed and his performance dramatically improved with experience.
Mad Sid did help VIW by trying to bring 3 new people in at the same time. One was J- Cane who’s wrestling experience consisted of a visit to Mad Sid’s house and getting power bombed through a Mad-bed destroying it, causing a ranting lecture from Mad Mum. Another guy nicknamed unflattering Saggy and finally John. Well Cane and Saggy didn’t seem to care enough or want to join opting for the choice of viewers over participants. Saggy to note to people who care way too much about pointless things was going to be named Angel despite some loose skin allegations he did not appear deformed like all other wrestling Angels, I believe the VIW brain-trust glanced at his rock style hooded top that had the word “angel” plastered on it was the origin after Saggy was unable to come up with his own wrestling pseudonym. To his credit he participated in a dark match (not recorded) battle royal gauntlet and then vanished from the VIW garden returning to the real world.
However John joined the VIW clique later to go on to VIW fame (if such a thing existed) as Johnberg. John was the same age as Mad Sid. He was christened at first the Disco Kid who was a fun loving dancing character who character story reflected real life as sourced from the VIW website “partied all night at the illusion night club and failed to show up to events due to hangovers”. For a costume he wore cut off jeans which where a bit above knee heights so they got mocked as hot pants by commentators. Disco in 2003 was considered by many to be the worst wrestler In VIW so far. He didn’t like to take bumps and at times was criticised to be very stiff with his opponents his move set was limited and he overused the DDT. VIW is worked as in staged, but in early matches on occasion he started to punch into his opponent for real and the ref had to tell him to calm down. Later on that month Hangman had a match with him early on he went to suplex Disco Kid, the inexperienced Disco floated over incorrectly for the flip and his right knee came crashing down on Hangman’s nose almost breaking it, This was a common danger in VIW in the earlier days a number of the wrestlers performed or took the common wrestling suplex badly probably due to a lack of strength, balance and proper training on both peoples parts. The variation done was a snap suplex that got nicknamed “the roly-poly” as it looked like a forward roll rather than a wrestling move after seeing how bad it looked on camera people put more effort into their suplex manoeuvres.

Another moment to show Disco Kids fear of bumping is hard to describe but will be remembered by all who seen it Superhero picked the boogie knight up for a body slam to put him through a makeshift table. In wrestling all moves come down to cooperation, it takes some assistance on either man’s part to make a move look good however Disco Kid sandbagged himself as Superhero attempted to lift him of the ground and Disco half hopped over to the knee height makeshift table in Superhero’s arms and then he slipped across the makeshift table not breaking it and flopped to the grass in one of the lamest bumps on record. This match also featured “Disco Kid locked in the ankle grind by Superhero1471, the so typical to wrestling referee was incapacitated, who by this time without any indication of antagonistic tactics got the hell-beat out of him by the wrestlers (old wrestling psychology was far from mastered in matches)
Disco Kid started tapping out, I mean really tapping out with his arms and free leg started pounding the mat a hundred miles an hour, as he flopped about, he looked like a fish out of his bowl splashing on the floor hence the over sell got mocked as “the goldfish” for months.


PIC MISSING
Disco kid botch’s suplex landing on Hangman Nose)



At around this point Smudge went to work at a Hotel, as a trainee chef so although he was VIW champion he didn’t show up much due to the long unsociable hours. This led to the understandable reason of taking the title of him; originally he was going to be stripped of it, however Smudge actually made a rare appearance and lost the belt after a draw and it was declared vacant in a poor forgettable outing, a triple threat against Mad Sid and Disco Kid in Superhero1471 garden of his council house he rented at the time. The match ended when they all knocked each other down with wooden boards and somehow managed a triple pin although they had to do the stunt twice it seemed as someone messed it up and fell in the wrong direction and didn’t land for the pin rather falling in the opposite direction leaving the other 2 grapplers looking like they were spooning each other. When the show was over VIW had no champion this would allow for the VIW gang to build up to the first super-card named Barely Illegal.

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