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Date Posted: 15:16:39 06/28/10 Mon
Author: Furger Cleazy
Subject: Re: VIW: Sausagefest 2010
In reply to: It shoulda been called Stranglefest on account of all the choking on sausages that TNS will do if he shows up hungry for a hotdog injection. 's message, "Re: VIW: Sausagefest 2010" on 02:45:41 06/27/10 Sun

TNS just texted me to ask "will there be barbequed dicks tied all in a knot" at this BBQ? Also, is he allowed to fuck himself with a brockwurst? Can he pour cheese in a bottle all over his chest? Is is OK to be from Girvan? And finally, he just called to say he loves us. Then I got a call from TNS 2 (think Terminator) who proceeded to tell me in a stupidly thick Girvanite accent that "Sausagefest is a fabulous name, so is Summerslap, Meat-o-rama 2010 and Hotdogpalooza, Kebabamania, Bound For Gravy, Partyplex, Burger Day, Hot Sauce Sexy Hour, TNS-Getting-Slapped-With-Hot-Meat-2010, and a million more that are equally unfunny. SNOINCH!"

I then hung up the phone.

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