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Date Posted: 16:30:02 09/18/10 Sat
Author: Promoter T
Subject: Pinyata Smackers 5: The All-Kwang Fulfil Your Fantasy Event

Hypothetically speaking, if there were to ever be an ALL KWANG event featuring all your favourite and most hated flying luchafucks and kwanging fuckaluches, VIW would make it bomb ass.

So lets break down a fantasy card;

VIW World Kwang Luchafuck Championship:
Electric Demon vs LA Park

Mask vs Mask:
La FRAUDULENT Parka vs Basement Jack

Corpse Match:
El Santo vs Bludgeon Zero

Custody of Dominic on a Pole Ladder Stupid Concept Match:
El Dorito vs Mil Mascaras

Special Tag Format Fuckfest:
Hallowicked, Cybernetico (dons the mask once more) & Bludgeon VII
vs
Mini Park, Super Parka and Big Poppa Park (fat asses)

Thunderdome Match:
The World's Deadliest Pumpkin vs Mikro

Main Event: Barbed Wire Noose Match for the
K.W.A.N.G Global Gold Championship
Blue Demon Sr. vs Mr. Man Jr. (son of Man)




Now you have read the card, would YOU pay £40,000 for a ticket to this fulfill your kwanging luchasteam event?

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