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Date Posted: 14:20:24 06/16/09 Tue
Author: JV houseband
Subject: Re: The Masked Debuter
In reply to: Unknown 's message, "The Masked Debuter" on 20:27:07 06/15/09 Mon

Any kwang-gimp-fuck-masked-bitch will get
what every fucking KWANG before him and every Kwang after him will get
a crapweed cutter and sent back to the oblivion of the luchador bars.

The only reason Joint Venture would allow you into VIW is for marketing HYPE. you see how TNA brought in that Cobain Kwang called Suicide to promote that Ps2 game which was a ripoff of VIW vs. BAHA 2007 on the PS4. Anyway Joint Venture films are interested in all KWANGS!.


A new movie called
"THE KWANG!" (BTW it’s a parody of the Wrestlers so if you don’t want it ruined don’t read)
IT stars a broken down old Kwang who was famous back in 1995 in the Collision of Mexico 1995 super-card. but for the past few years has fallen like so many wrestlers of the past occupies small time wrestling venues making a cheap buck he works in the back of Morrison’s
When an unexpected 15th anniversary match is to take place
between him and his old arch rival kwang he thinks its his shot back to the big time.
unfortunately 6 months before the event his mask breaks, and he can’t afford to have it fixed but he meets an old women who works in a sewing shop and on getting his mask fixed for free they develop a relationship.
He attends a pro-wrestling mixed with a shoot fighting event and accidently goes into the shoot fighting match by mistake and severs 2 spines, he awakes in a wheelbarrow outside the hospital.
And is forced to retire, The Kwang also had a pet dog that he left to go on the road and wrestle years ago and their relationship is strained but on learning of his injury and retirement he tries to build the relationship and it seems to be working out after a few Bonio treats and a belly rub
But then things take a bad turn when he meets his old kwang buddies and they go partying (features Ernie Penisdance Cameo) and gets involved in a very common drug abusing Kwang orgy......anyway this takes up a lot of time…and he forgets to walk his dog with the sewing women
THE DOG is PISSED off I mean Pissed off and bites him.
He later finds the sewing women in bed with Bludgeon (all 10 of them).
He has a big cry and decides to wrestle again and all though his best friend and his doctors who are so close it borders a homo vipe tell him he can't do it “Jimmy you can’t moon-sault anymore” (it is a big phrase used common in the movie). May die from attempting it he is determined to do it. As he trains with a bad back lots of pill popping here along the way
The match is back on with is old arch-rival and the match occurs….but due to the lack of notice of him being back in the match….the crowd is really small…
But the Kwang gives 100 percent even with his back in agony….he deviates from the match plan a number of times and refuses to end it he knocks down his rival and assents the Top rope for and moon-saults he jumps out of camera view and all you hear is a large crack and a “you fucked up chant” as the film ends and credits roll.
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Joint Venture copyright 2009.

WHEN KWANGS COLLIDE EDINBURGH FILM FESTIVAL 2010!

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