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Date Posted: 18:48:21 11/26/09 Thu
Author: Ace Reporter
Subject: What happened to L.O.S?

L.O.S conquestadors

Since VIW Bi5 the legion of spaztics have dissapeared wanted by Scotland yard for the nicking off a step ladder and damaging the
BI5 areana in a act of random destruction cost of damages says VIW totally sober spokesman Faboulous Ernie Penisdance ranges in the cost of "$6000.00 to
12.000.00. The sun can report that it is probably SIns insured and partly injured diggleberrys that has esculated costs.

1 weeks ago we caught DR Nick Blurry (known protector. handler and self proclamied father like figure to L.O.S and self made man) has claimed he has no idea were the dribbling
dyabolical duo are but he couldn't comment for long as he was boarding a plane at prestwick
airport acompaned by a rather large and moaning and slightly wet suitcase wieghing somewhere in the 400 pound region but claims its a few books
DR Nick blurry has been known (as of last week) an avid readed who can't go anywhere without his works of J.T Austin and Charles Dickless
he is also an author with his not-so-well received book "chicken soup for a spaztic" he blames poor sales as mentally challenged are not the best readers
fortunately the audio book version (narrated by the ugly one from friends) has sold rather well.
Nick Blurry has takes zero responsibility for L.O.S actions (ever) coming up with such excuses as blaming the manufactures of cages for shitty locks allowing
their release.

he quickly retracted this comment saying he was just joking and would never put Slapper and Skinner in cages for weeks on end.
The problem with L.O.S is despite there mental an psysical state they have an uncanny abiltys (kind of like the rainman but crapper) they
have the uncanny power to be able to sniff out
locate and usually attack any wrestling event in a 100 mile radius. Dr Nick Blurry as of typing now resides
in New Mexico city and going onto new things saying L.O.S are a thing
of his past and is moving onto bigger and better things but wishes Britain all the best on finding them but should probably sweep it under the carpet.
(we refuse to add any bad Ir TITLE PUNS thats just bad taste)

Dr NICK has not left the world of wrestling just yet

he now manages a New Team the L.O.S conquestadors

they are the new Mexican team snapping up and scoring up the ranking charts in
the
underground luchador bars of new mexico and on 3rd weekend of every month
old mexico. and are top contenders for the MeX division tag belts.

The team of one and two (with the numbers 4 and 331 painted on there backs) or also known as UNODAA and Di-DOY.
have alot of mystery around them probably cause they wear masks and don't say much. we tried to have a sit down interview with them but one
started we believe unoDAA started having a cry and rolling on the floor till paramedics were called we medically diagnosed it as a spack attack but
(Nick blurry claims this is all cause DAA is just a bit of an emo)
DI DOY started randomly throwing faeces (not his own, he violated are camera man check out XXXTUBE for more) round the locker room


they talk in a sort of gibberish
with broken english which this papers has failed to locate what country or region this language comes from.

Speculation and probAbabilty is highly likely to be the team legion of spaztics but nick blurry as responded saying
"that would be so fucking obvious it can't possibly be true,,,,,ummm the only reason i came to mexico is because i forgot feed the people at the asylum for the last
7 weeks and ummm this interview is over".

DR Ficckerbottom leading geologist, dentist and tennis/wrestling fan has commented

The team is probably slapper and skinner under masks covering over
there old L.O.S they still wear the masks are clearly seen as of high
risk of suffication and drowning as the traping of sweat and drool have almost certain to cut off oxygen to there already limited brain
4 minutes into there first match a sleeper hold should basically take them out. i don't think Los conquestdors have a chance.


check out live on sky box office for 15 pound this sunday live from the hallaloolook luchador bar VIW mexican sister company MWOVwfow.
(mexican web of violence wrestling federation of wrestling presents


PINyATA SMACKERS 5 - the reckoning


the challengers L.O.S conquestadors take
on the Mex division Tag champs. El Dorito junior and The GREEN FLAMInGO volume 2.

also former b train alt ego the spandex werewolf. takes on electric demon in a loser has the unfortunate duty of going to barely illegal 7 match

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