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Date Posted: 20:45:32 12/03/09 Thu
Author: Truth Slayer Creed
Subject: Re: Hail Johnberg and the rain of DDT thy will bring
In reply to: Ace Jordan 's message, "Re: Hail Johnberg and the rain of DDT thy will bring" on 15:14:33 12/01/09 Tue

Dam, Hiroshima wasnt caused by a bomb, it was caused by Johnberg.

Also, the Titanic didnt get hit by an ICEberg, it got hit by JOHNberg.

Other disasters Johnberg's wrath can be attirbuted to include E.T the game, William Shatner "AKA Da Shat" having to wear a wig, the cancellation of all your favourite childrens TV shows, when they changed monster munch, the asskicking of TNS...no wait that wasnt a disaster it was EPIC and AWESOME so nevermind. The death of Kurt Cobain (self inflicted DDT to the head...trained by Johnberg) The break up of the Spice Girls, Most Haunted turning into a pile of fucking shite, Swine Flu does not exist its merely a government cover up because they dont want to tell the truth that its johnberg DDTing people to death. Bird Flu, common flu, cold weather, hot weather, black holes, black shuck, abortions, malaria, malneutrition, the cancellation of Full Throttle 2, the death of Jesus, the birth of L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology, scat movies, coronation street, what happened to Apolo Creed in Rocky 4 and of course the ice age.

Also it should be noted that Johnberg is the Secret of Monkey Island.

The more you know, the better. Now you know...so you're better...but not better than Johnberg. FIN.

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