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Date Posted: 19:41:52 12/27/09 Sun
Author: Fun with Moses - Chinese Demographic
Subject: Re: Entertainment Tonight
In reply to: Impactman 's message, "Re: Entertainment Tonight" on 18:32:25 12/24/09 Thu

Spambot Salvation? That's skipping a lot, what about the original Spambot where an annonymous IP spams the shit of of Sarah Conning in the past to prevent her from using her amazon account to buy a DVD which will save the world in the future from the other spambots?

and what about Spambot 2: McAfee Day, where an annonymous PC from an encrypted IP (which looks suspiciously like the PC from Spambot 1, but itsnt and is in fact an upgraded Windows 7 model) comes back from the future to save Sarah Conning from the spambot from the X-Files with the big ears which can transform into putty and is incapable of having it's hard drive wiped through any means other than molten steel. Watch in sheer biledriving awe and joy as the old Windows 7 model (old for its time in the present, not the future...keep up) kills the future spambot by tracking it's IP and sending it a WORM virus made by Scotty 2 Hotlink.

and then there's Spambot 3: Rise of the Macs. Where a female spambot (known to humans as an iMac) comes back to the past to blow up an army base where they are developing Windows 8 which is a secret government plan to turn Bill Gates digital and email him into everyones house to spy on them. Watch with shock and giggles of campness as the old, decrepit, blown up Windows 7 spambot dusts off the...dust...and returns to the past again to kill the iMac and prove that PCs are better and Apple sucks with the exception of iPods who later become the slave race of the iMacs and kill the world through cunning use of their volume control feature which frustrates humans to death.

THEN and ONLY THEN may we proceed to Spambot Salvation starring JekylL.

There is a spin-off TV series too but I can't be bothered trying to parody that right now.

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