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Date Posted: 19:38:37 02/03/10 Wed
Author: Smudge - JV
Subject: Re: Never Say Die - The Next VIW event Official DATE:
In reply to: Hangman 's message, "Re: Never Say Die - The Next VIW event Official DATE:" on 12:09:18 02/03/10 Wed

AFTER MARCH im know you are all scared about being jobless Jobbers with VIW over but
Don’t Worry Joint Venture will keep you on in steady employment

Sky Digital channel 1001: VIW Network coming spring 2011.


DDT’ed
(Originally marketed to MTV in the late 90s but MTV went with Punked instead, Johnberg goes around DDT unsuspecting celebrities, Fun and lawsuits plenty)

Gardening with Green finger Geoffrey
(Wrestle-crap urban myth returns to help you rid your garden of weeds, crapweed and the occasional drunk jobber,

The Red and Yellow Show (Hogan show returns because they can’t seem to get the movie going, Joint Venture and cast resort to a 20 minute sketch show)

Frankie Frankhead fashion tips and Acid trips (roll over and go die in an alley Gok, Frank is here to tell fans how to groom that mini Johnbeard, disguise that beer belly and tell you what color your luchadores mask should be this Spring)

In the kitchen with Abby Abortion (learn how to cook things you never wished to cook such as a human foot and a used tampon, YUM-BOW!

When JekylL met Kendo – Drama starring VIW star JekylL and world of sport star Kendo Nagasaki along side psychologist True Scotsman as he tries to get the pair to come to terms with the fact there not really Japanese no matter how much they wish they were and embrace there true Nationality.

Night of a thousand Bludgeons –. Late night horror, Teens getting Chased through the forest by a freaky goblin man only to find themselves trapped in a cave with another 1000 of the inbred breed. Think cannibal holocaust meets little Britain.

Poetry corner with Basement Jack – for the aristocrats in all of us live from the basement, Basement Jack reads some of his work, until Mick Foley gives him a firm kick up the backside for copyright infringement in episode 5 and the show was canned. See a preview of the episodes on Sky Arts HD.

Games world – need to know how to kept that PS4 milk proof. Or how to unlock the secret courses in Mario Kart or score 300 in Wii Bowling, JekylL knows, also on the show he takes on youngster in the beat JekylL challenge in a random game of the week but if he starts to lose JekylL will likely choke you out.

Cradle in the Kitchen – reality show with Sin and Lord Abortion as they try to find Wigtownshire’s next top chef and choke-slam anyone who doesn’t live up to standards into a pot of soup.

Wannabes – Join Girvan Ghetto Superstar TNS in this reality show were TNS tries to shake of the stigma of backyard wrestling as he tries to go Pro,

Saturday morning Super-hour – Superxero and sidekick Mullet boy (rush) try and save the day from evil characters Hangman Ratman and Scat-man

Whats under ma kilt? – Late night erotica with the True Scotsman

I left my Jaw in San Francisco – Romantic Comedy for the lovelorn Rush falls in love with a girl over the internet and travels the world to reach her an no restraining order will stop the man from the Car park.

JUSTICE DRIVER – Sick off the middle of nowhere Justice with his crime solving talking Moped go to see the world and get into lots of zany adventures cruising the world running over Bombay Hookers, Tia boys and Welsh Sheep shaggers and solving the mystery that is Donald Trumps Hair.

Boogie your way thin with Disco Kid – Dance and shake shake shake your booty till them pounds melt off.

Ernie Icon-pro-Penis Nutrition – shopzone TV
From The house of Penisdance Slim-very fast. Comes the powder product shake it up with milk or for the time strapped snorted. Along with the Disco Kid diet(or not) you will get thin and feel great, and be dyeing for more.

Smudge inspiration by de-motivation – does Disco Kid light hearted exercise approach not work. Well Mr Nasty will be there to shout Bitch at you and an assortment of other foul language to keep you doing push-ups and too scared to change the channel. (EFFECTIVE)

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