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Date Posted: 16:24:02 05/15/09 Fri
Author: Priest of Slaplims society (Xiesttio borito division)
Subject: Re: Joint Venture / Blurry Asylums Deal
In reply to: Harry 's message, "Re: Joint Venture / Blurry Asylums Deal" on 00:52:15 05/15/09 Fri

Skinner is an 11 year veteran of the sports entertainment world of wrestling. and like alot of religion thier origin is widely debated and wars have been fought over the belief. we came first slapper or skinner? and why were they having sex?
this story is believed by 10000 Slaplims worldwide i believe and that is L.O.S been about since almost the dawn of time. it's writen in the ancient manuscripts of this planet
the universe used to be very compact one big mess inside a watch.
L.O.S were original gaurdians of the heavens god created them with this one purpose. as the world was simple to understand they had no need for critical thinking judgement or questioning of anything.
one day (all though time/days did not exist at this point) God broke his rolex watch when skinner or slapper landed on it and started wrestling.
God tried to shoo them away with a swipe but the agile L.O.S dodge and God broke his rolex watch with a mightly slap smash of that break caused the big bang and the universe expaned for zillions of miles and light years rocks went everywhere. Time as we know it was born and it was very confusing to even God it was too complex for ever him to handle.
God cursed L.O.S with kwang masks "you vile creatures you will be forced to walk for eternity" and never allowed to grace my presence again. The angel who became Lucifer seen the casting out and was heartbroke to see his friends go this caused a Big heel turn and the later forming of Hell......which brought us such hits as Rocky 5, and Bludgeon.

From that day Slapper and Skinner formed a legion that no one can understand.

The world was a hot mess of chaos it slowly began to cool and rock were formed L.O.S infact lived under the first rock ever. L.O.S have seen it all and forgotten it all. proof excists Nick Blurry recently cut slappers leg off to count the rings.....and their was Zillions so he will not be at the Hyperbole invitational tournment this year.

L.O.S have been eaten and shitted out by numerous dinosaurs and survived. they were fed to the lions in Rome and survived. They were licking windows from the outside of the twin towers on 9/11 and when a Giant Hulk Hogan came by and booted the towers...THEY SURVIVED and in recent years have faced Lord Abortion and survived not only that but (somehow) won.

Skinner and slapper fought for the veitcong arm in the late 60s and thanks to them vietcong won that one.

in the 1970s. they got locked in a small room and wrestled each other in a best of 5 series. Slapper and skinner couldn't count so the match continued up until 1998
Nasty Nick Blurry to helped L.O.S out of that small room.....and but them in an even smaller room moving into ta asylum were waterboarding is a daily experience and mental and physical tourture to the extreme.

L.O.S are more than meets the eye they are not just 2 spaztics with masks they are ultimate underdogs. they have been cast out by God, mocked and laughed at by everyone ( and i mean everyone ask buddha and Attela the hun) and have the most horrible torture done to them and they do not give up they don't tap out. L.O.S don't give up cause the can't they won't. L.O.S are the most dangerous force in wrestling they are the most unpredictable illogical obsurditys.

L.O.S are here in V.I.W for how long nobodies knows but illogical distruction is sure to follow.

Beware of the flying Spaztic elbow!!! and the next VIW Tag TEAM Champions!

oh sorry there is no Tag belt......well nevermind.

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