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Date Posted: 03:58:14 05/18/09 Mon
Author: Nick Blurry
Subject: A SERIOUS WARNING

Rest assured you IGNORATE DICKFACED FUCKERS, the Legion of Spastics will reach new levels of achievment in the field of human/kwang conflict on the 27th May when my gimp, my walking shotgun SKINNER hits up the dunes and totally SERVES everyone he comes into contact with. I see nothing but good things for SKINNER at King of the Sandunes and nothing but TORTURE AND TERROR for everyone else. I really, really, REALLY hope you understand that this is not some pointless hype, I really hope that you all understand that SKINNER is DESTINED to be the KING OF THE SANDUNES and go down in history forever as the man who OWNED everything and everyone that fateful day, May 27th 2009. SKINNER is going to not just beat, not just destroy, but absolutely TEAR APART all he is put against so I pity you unlucky motherfuckers who might have to face him; THIS MAN IS DESTINED TO WIN THIS TOURNAMENT and leave a pile of blood and sand in his lobotomized wake. Speaking of lobotomies, you all know that he got one recently just so he would be 10 fold more terrible and destructable, well I have been sending Russian pessants into his containment chamber and forcing him to work on and perfect a NEW move that will BREAK you chumps in two: The Lobotomizer.

SO FEAR WHAT YOU CAN NEVER POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND
AND SCREAM WHEN SKINNER TEARS YOU APART

27/5/09 Skinner's Destiny Fulfilled

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