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Date Posted: 19:50:20 06/08/09 Mon
Author: Smudge McDonald
Subject: when Harry met Joint Venture

WOOOO, pimp my gimp like skinner being interviewed by
Franky frankhead...im back.....and someone is gone.

HARRY is fired, we hope you don't have a future
to have any further endeovours in...
.as someone in VIW once said (and 200 times after that)
"JESUS!!!!!"
he tried to set up a tournament without
the authority of the big man upstairs.......Ernie Penisdance.
and worse of he booked a show without the VIW champion Smudge...therfore it failed it fell
flat on its face like a retarded horse on Acid if one could imagine such a thing,,
Oh you can't ok it fell flat on his face like a bludgeon entrance at a sand dune.

There is no interest in your
piss ant little show because Smudge wasn't in the Hizzouse..or the 100acre woods....or
whereever it was to be held.
so Joint Venture is firing
your sorry ass
so take your Severance package (A barbedwire wrapped lightube dipped previously dipped in a STD ridden mullet(guess who)
go back to Texas and go fuck yourself with it.
Harry Hyperbole with your little ideas thinking VIW is a democracy......."lets all agree
to have a tournament to decided number 1 contender" end quote... heres a new quote for
you and all who thinks things work that way in VIW
"Fuck you Bitch!"

So i hope the door smacks you in the face on the way out actually no i hope the door
is made half a ton of concrete and falls off its hidges onto your face on the way out.
Joint Venture are going to plant a virus on your PC... that replaces all
your good porn with footage of basement jack in the switz big brother house back in 2007
you know the one were he was voted out by the public but resused to sell it and stayed in for
another 7 weeks....where was i....VIW is on joint venture command style till it dies
we make the rules we tell you what to do and we ask you if you understand and
then we ask you if there is any questions you would like to ask to confirm understanding
and clarify any points and if you ask a question we smack 7 shades of Shit out of you.
for wasting are time we don't have time to tell you anything twice apart from 2 keypoints that everyone needs to know

1) Joint Venture rule
2) Joint Venture had sex with your mum or we
payed a Kwang to do it if she wasn't up to are low standards.(thats not just harrys mum folks thats to you
ready this post)

So at the BBBQ we going to do it Joint Venture style in other words (its going to get done)
We will decide a number one contender fair and square as only Joint Venture can do.
and BBBQ3 will be subtitles the joint Venture Magic hour spectacular showcase.

Harry your a crapweed...that about sums it up really this post is a lot longer than it needs
to be. so Harry we will probably rehire you in the unlikely chance Ernie has
partied his nose clean off his face and can't commentate so we will see you at the BBBQ3
back to picnic table we call an annoucers desk at the BBBQ sit between the overcooked
ribs and potatoes and be happy you are allowed to show up. Just know your place
and everything will be ok in your hypertoiletbowl world.

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