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Date Posted: 13:45:58 11/11/04 Thu
Author: stilltrucking
Author Host/IP: 68.91.89.151
Subject: self defense
In reply to: Lrod 's message, "I don't usually go for race jokes" on 08:10:30 11/10/04 Wed

>I don't usually go for race jokes, but this one was so
>obvious.
I stopped telling N word yokes about twenty years ago. The only one that I still like is about the intergration of LSU back in the sixties.
It seems there was this black man who wanted to be the first of his people to attend that college.
They tried to keep him out by charging five hundred thousand dollars a year to attend. The guy says no problem I have been lucky on the stock market.
They say well you will have to take the entrance exam in Sanskrit. He says well languages have been a hobby of mine I can do that.
They say ok then you will have to take the tiger test.
Come to the football stadium tomorrow.
He shows up and they dig a whole at the fifty yard line and put him in so only his head is showing. Then a gate opens a six hundred pound tiger comes in. The tiger sees the head and goes charging towards it. At the last minute the guy leans his head to the right and the tiger misses, the next charge he leans his head to the left and the tiger misses again. The stadium if full a hundred thousand fans are screaming git him tiger, get that nigger. The next charge the guy leans his head back and as the tiger leaps over him, he bites the tigers balls off. The fans start screaming fight fair nigger.

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