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Date Posted: Mon, Dec 19 2005, 19:23:03
Author: Ronnie Barker
Subject: Re: Festive Fun
In reply to: Scrooge 's message, "Festive Fun" on Mon, Dec 19 2005, 11:21:59

Heres one for you lot, feel free to add verses as you see fit.

Duck- to the tune of the wild rover

She’s been a right slag for about twenty years,
She’s more of a whore when she’s been on the beers.
White cocks and black cocks and yellow ones too,
It wouldn’t surprise me if she’d had a Jew.

Chorus

And it’s no nay never- FUCK OFF YOU SLAG!
No nay never no more
Will I get pissed up in the sight of that whore.

At the grand annual dinner she sought out a kiss
But lo and behold, she got covered in piss.
She got rather drunk and it drained from her snatch
But poor Jimbo Wells thinks her a good catch.

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