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Date Posted: Thu, May 18 2006, 17:29:21
Author: Mr G. Ollywog
Subject: Robert Durling, The Life and Times of.

On behalf of Mr R Durling I would like to publish this statement

Robert has recently returned from an expedition to Botswana where he spent four months breast feeding children who had lost their parents to AIDS. Throughout his stay he insisted on wearing a pair of prosthetic breasts, from which the children suckeled, so that he could deliver a night time feed should any orphan require it. Sadly this circumstance never arose.

During his free time in Botswana Robert enjoyed joining the local tribespeople in a traditional social event known as a "bunda" whereby the tribe light a fire of grand proportions, enjoy a homemade alcoholic beverage, "Swit" manufactured from urea and dried banana skin, and indulge in age old tribal dancing. It was at one such event that Robert, ever keen to integrate himself with festivities, began to learn the steps to the traditional tribal dancing. However, unbeknown to him, he was learning the womens steps and it was this innocent mistake that would lead to a great deal of embarrassment for him. His dancing in combination with his long hair(he had been away for several months) and prostetic breasts attracted the attentions of a high ranking member of the tribe, Umbrotoo. Umbroto soon made his advance to this seductive and well appendaged young lady and Robert, having partaken of several cups of Swit, saw no harm in his close dancing assuming it to be merely a part of the traditional dance; after all everbody else appeared to be dancing in the same style. Umbrotoo later invited Robert into his humble dwelling on the pretense of wanting to learn more about life in the United Kingdom, Robert of course obliged. It was here that Umbrotoo, in the style that his high rank in the tribe had lead him to be accustomed to, began a heavy handed sexual assault on the young lady before him. It was not soon before Robert's true gender was exposed. Umbrotoo was furious that he had been mislead and, determined to fullfil his wishes, repeatedly sodomised Robert.

After the event Robert gingerly walked the six miles back to his own camp, all the while milk was leaking from the synthetic breast Ombrotoo had torn during his love-making. Robert returned to his duties the following day but could not complete his mornings shift due to the amount of sitting down required. It was with great shame that he had to resign from his post, unable to bring himself to admit to his superior the real reason for leaving, citing homesickness as his reason for leaving.

Robert promptly returned home and has abondoned his long harboured intentions of becoming a barrister favouring instead to become highly sucessful and high class a rent boy. If you are interested in his services do please contact me at any time.

Mr G Ollywog
07843279476

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