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Date Posted: Fri, Oct 07 2005, 12:47:09
Author: adjutant
Subject: open mic night at carlton barracks

you know, a funny thing happened to me on the way over here.
i bumped into john mace. whoah is that guy ugly. i mean, he looks like someone set his face on fire and put it out with an axe...

i dont mean to give the guy a hard time, but when he was a kid, they had to tie a pork chop round his neck so the dog would play with him. he's got the face of a saint-a saint bernard!

how about that jimbo wells? looks like that year on the building site paid off, he's as strong as an ox...and NEARLY as clever. going kinda thin on top though. he once told me he had wavy hair, i said yeah-waving goodbye. he looks like he went to get a crew cut and the crew never came back!

bumped into rob durling-man is that guy stupid. he's the only guy i know who can hide his own easter eggs! still, i dont mean to make a fool of you rob, God beat me to that, if we stuck your brain in a parakeet, it'd start flying backwards. i heard a half wit once gave him a piece of his mind and he held on to it!

not like that ryan glover! man, whoever told him to be himself was giving out bad advice that day! if i ever see his family tree, i'll cut it down! he's so stupid he threw a rock at the ground and missed!

is this thing on?

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Replies:

Re: open mic night at carlton barracks -- CAnEd!!, Fri, Oct 07 2005, 20:56:43
- Re: open mic night at carlton barracks -- adjutant, Fri, Oct 07 2005, 21:23:14
  - Re: open mic night at carlton barracks -- Death to the adj, Fri, Oct 07 2005, 22:29:58
    - Re: open mic night at carlton barracks -- Webfuhrer, Sat, Oct 08 2005, 9:46:04
      - Re: open mic night at carlton barracks -- GBNF, Mon, Oct 10 2005, 15:22:53
        Re: open mic night at carlton barracks -- training major, Wed, Oct 12 2005, 16:02:23
        Re: open mic night at carlton barracks -- training major, Thu, Oct 13 2005, 22:47:45
        Re: open mic night at carlton barracks -- GBNF, Mon, Oct 17 2005, 17:49:07
        Re: open mic night at carlton barracks -- webfuhrer, Tue, Oct 18 2005, 8:00:08
        Re: open mic night at carlton barracks -- GBNF, Tue, Oct 18 2005, 14:46:42

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