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Date Posted: 17:50:10 06/30/10 Wed
Author: Max
Subject: Re: how is finding a mate like taking a poop?
In reply to: darkling 's message, "how is finding a mate like taking a poop?" on 00:05:08 06/27/10 Sun

Har!

Darkling... leave the bathroom and go to the supermarket - produce department. That is where you want to be. Take your time... look around,,, pick up a few things... feel how hard or soft each one is... if it has a nice scent it probably tastes just as good. If you don't like what you have in your hand, put it down and find another fruit. It's about choices and there are so many.

Get excrement out of your mind. If you have that in your head, that is what you will have.

Think colorful... firm... sweet and tasty... and that is what you will likely find. Might even fall right into your lap.

Another unsolicited tip from your Uncle Max






>Its a process of elimination

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