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Date Posted: 09:42:26 05/07/04 Fri
Sean Connery was being interviewed by Michael
Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of
age, he could still have sex three times a night.
Lulu, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Lulu said, "Sean, if Ah'm no bein too
forward, Ah'd love tae hae sex wi an aulder man. Let's
go back tae mah place."
So they go back to her place and have great sex.
Afterward, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let
me shleep for half an hour, and we can have even
better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my baws in
your left hand and my wullie in your right hand."
Lulu looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He
sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even
better sex. Then Sean says, "Lulu, that was
wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we
can have the besht shex yet. But again, hold my baws
in your left hand, and my wullie in your right hand."
Lulu is now used to the routine and complies.
The results are mind blowing.
Once it's all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Lulu
asks "Sean, tell me, dis mah haudin yer baws in mah
left hand and yer wullie in mah right stimulate ye
while ye're sleepin?"
Sean replies, "No, but the lasht time I shlept with a
Glaswegian bird, she shtole my wallet."
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