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Subject: GOUT?


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Farmer Giles
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Date Posted: 12:23:08 05/23/04 Sun

'please dont whistle' said the farmer. 'it aggravates my Gout.'
'I am perplexed' said the whistler. 'how can whistling aggravate Gout?'
'Gout is the name of my goat,' the farmer explained. 'I have a pig called Palsy and a cat called Canker. Once i owned a dog by the name of Novingers syndrome, but his howling upset my wife, so i sold him to a tinker.'
'Oh' said the lad once more.
'Yes, oh. And whistling aggravates my goat. As does poking him in the ear with a pointy stick. Which in all truth, would aggravate me. And i'm not easily upset.'

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