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>A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes >a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a >quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for >a moment. >The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running >late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this >state-of-the-art watch.. I was just testing it." >The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? >What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses >alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." >The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" >"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...." >The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken >because I am wearing knickers!" >Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bl**dy thing's >an hour fast.."
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