Subject:  Wisdom From Grandpa |
Author:
Ann Fortinberry
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Date Posted: 18:26:19 02/13/06 Mon
Wisdom From Grandpa
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg,
depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy
earnin' his salt, that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not
for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the
trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past
- but never the present.
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The bonds of matrimony are a good investment, only when
the interest is kept up.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew,
and make beds, and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
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Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about
your age, and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in
line for.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
youth, remember about Algebra.
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I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the
top.
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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have
anything to laugh at when you are old.
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