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The Amish Elevator

Author:
Whitt

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Date Posted: 09:27:13 03/24/06 Fri

THE AMISH ELEVATOR

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially
by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and
then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father
(never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I
have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't
know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair moved up
to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
watched the small circular numbers above the walls
light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last
number and then the numbers began to light in the
reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and
a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son... "Go get your
mother."

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