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Date Posted: 22:33:18 07/25/07 Wed
Author: Mikki
Author Host/IP: 66-227-248-110.dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com / 66.227.248.110
Subject: A pathology joke

There was a disaster in a small town, and the coroners office had to make a makeshift morgue to handle all the bodies from this tragedy. They started to identify all the bodies, and when they were done, there were 3 body parts left over....an arm, a leg, and a head.

Embarrassed, the coroner came out and asked the group of people standing around if they would help them out by looking at these parts and see if they can identify them. So the pathologist holds up the arm for everyone to see, and asks if anyone recognizes it. A man in the back said, "I think that is my cousin because I got him that watch he is wearing". The pathologist sighed in relief, and went on to the next body part. He held up the leg and again asked the crowd if anyone could identify this leg. A woman in the crowd said "that is my brother in law's leg, I recognize the tattoo". Now the pathologist was starting to feel better, only one body part left to go.

He apologized to the crowd for the gruesome thing he was about to do. He held up the head by the hair.....up high so everyone could see. A man in the front of the crowd was staring intently at the head, squinting, trying to decide if he recognized it. The pathologist noted that he was paying an awful lot of attention to the head, and asked him if he recognized it. The man said........













I believe that is my brother, but I don't remember him being so tall............


A little lab humor,

Love, Mikki

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