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Date Posted: 21:37:31, Thu, May 20 2004
Author: The Ed
Subject: Sorry Paul and Steve

My eyes are too old to cope with such a vile cacophony of colours. I couldn't take anymore. It pains me to say it, but it's not like it used to be.

Green on black is turning me cross eyed.

But at least there's no Tory blue. The links are red or green, (like the Portuguese flag, it would seem).

No Tories in our house
Are there dear?
We made that clear.

(Anyone who gets the reference will earn my undying admiration and respect).

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[> Re: Sorry Paul and Steve -- James_LI, 22:13:47, Thu, May 20 2004 [1]

Blue is the colour
Thatcher is her name
our Ed's got the hump
& i'm the one to blame
we all log on
in the sun & the rain
cos Maggie, Maggie
is her name.
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with apologies to Chelsea supporters and now just waiting for a good handbagging.


Alec, you can rest well knowing that you are the master.


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[> Re: Sorry Paul and Steve -- The Ed, 22:27:10, Thu, May 20 2004 [1]

To the tune of my favourite song (just ask the lovely Julian, I'm sure he remembers it from the last time we met) - I've got a brand new combine harvester

I've got a brand new pair of boxing gloves
James, you look at me
My right hook is heading for your face
Just you wait and see
I've got a heavy handbag
Your skull my target be
Oh, I've got a knuckle duster in my hand
I'm on a punching spree.

James, you are dead meat next time I see you. A birch rod is the least of your worries.

Alec may well be the Master, but I am Dr Who. Erm....


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