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Date Posted: 21:13:08 02/15/03 Sat
Author: Kenshi
Subject: Hello!

*A man named Kenshi slams the door open,and walks in the building. He walks up to the counter and asks the man at the desk for a room. The man says* Alright,that'll be 875. *and Kenshi says* What?! 875 kills to get a night here! *the guy at the desk says* Um,you don't understand,I'm not giving you a ranking,you have to give me stuff,you know,money. The green piece of paper? *Kenshi says* Oh,right,money! I went to another hotel and used money to buy it! *he shouts,ducks down,and whispers in the man's ear.* What is money again? *The man responds* Um...it looks like a piece of green paper with faces and numbers on it. *Kenshi replies* Weird! Back where I came from,I had to get a rank to pay for things! *He exits the Inn and walks up to a man outside. And says* Give me your money! *He pulls out his sword. The man says* Please! Don't hurt me! How much do you need? *two minutes later....Kenshi walks back in the hotel.* I can't find one with a number 875. I found ones,fives,and even tens,but not 875's. *The man at the desk says.* Oh,here,just give me all of those,that should be enough. *Kenshi says* Oh,math! I see! You have to add the numbers together! *He counts his fingers.* Wait a minute! You jerk! You tried to cheat me out of my money! *Kenshi says and pulls out his sword. The man at the desk replies* No,honestly,that's not right! You see we do things here differently! People will tell you what you need to give them. *Kenshi says* Oh really? I'm sorry,then. *He puts his sword away,while laughing and rubbing his head.* I'll just go up to my room now. Goodbye!

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*The escape.* -- Kenshi, 16:37:13 02/17/03 Mon