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Date Posted: 10:46:35 05/27/04 Thu
Author: Becky G
Subject: Re: Preview for 6x02 Mind over Matters
In reply to: Ice_Visions 's message, "Preview for 6x02 Mind over Matters" on 04:32:19 05/27/04 Thu

Illyria trying to get a job is genius!


>Angel 6x02 Mind over Matters
>
>Hyperion Luxury Suite -Morning
>
>The sun creeps onto the four poster bed, the
>slumbering figure of Andrew opens his eyes and smiles.
>The 'New World Symphony' begins to play as Andrew
>leaps out of bed wearing silk pyjamas and pulls open
>the curtains to bask in the sun.
>
>ANDREW
>Good morning sunshine.
>
>MONTAGE: Andrew brushes his teeth, flosses, combs his
>hair, chooses his clothes and runs downstairs to get
>the post. He heads into the kitchen and we see him
>crack eggs on a frying pan. End music, end montage.
>
>Angel's room -Morning but the curtains are closed.
>Angel and Nina are in bed, Angel is awake and Nina
>groggily opens her eyes.
>
>NINA
>Oh, what time is it?
>
>ANGEL
>Around seven.
>
>NINA
>What time did you get up?
>
>ANGEL
>Around four.
>
>NINA
>You've been holding me like this for three hours?
>
>ANGEL
>I didn't want to disturb you. You looked, peaceful.
>
>NINA
>Still, you didn't have to.
>
>ANGEL
>No, I wanted to. Everything was just too perfect.
>
>NINA
>Perfect? Oh boy.
>
>ANGEL
>No, not perfect in that way.
>
>NINA
>Geez, thanks!
>
>ANGEL
>Can we-
>
>NINA
>It's OK, I know what you mean.
>
>ANGEL
>Will the word 'serene' do?
>
>NINA
>It'll do fine.
>
>Nina and Angel pull together and kiss, they sit up in
>bed, still kissing. The 'New World Symphony' can be
>heard again, as the music reaches its climax:
>
>Bursting in carrying two silver platters
>
>ANDREW
>Who wants eggs?
>
>Startled, Angel falls out of the bed. Nina shrieks and
>covers herself up.
>
>ANGEL
>Nina, this is...Andrew.
>
>ANDREW
>Hi.
>
>NINA
>Hey.
>
>ANDREW
>No one wants eggs, do they?
>
>Angel and Nina shake their heads.
>
>ANDREW
>(Sheepishly) Ok, bye.
>
>He leaves.
>
>Opening credits
>
>David Boreanaz
>James Marsters
>Amy Acker
>Tom Lenk
>
>Andrew is sitting on a bed with Illyria, eating eggs.
>He is halfway through a rant. She is as bored as hell.
>
>ANDREW
>-and it's not like I don't care, but I get up extra
>early to make breakfast and they don't even want it.
>Do you have any idea how much that hurts?
>
>Silence
>
>ANDREW
>Lliry?
>
>ILLYRIA
>I have never made anyone eggs. I cannot imagine.
>
>ANDREW
>Aww, that's sweet. Anyway the I ask if they want any
>and they're all like-
>
>ILLYRIA
>I have to go.
>
>ANDREW
>What? Where? Why? Can I come?
>
>ILLYRIA
>No.
>
>ANDREW
>Oh, why?
>
>ILLYRIA
>I have to go. Now. It is an evil demon ritual. You
>would not understand.
>
>ANDREW
>Try me, I know everything about demon rituals.
>
>ILLYRIA
>You would not like this. It is extremely complicated
>and unusual.
>
>ANDREW
>That only makes it better, I mean what’s so weird
>about it anyway?
>
>ILLYRIA
>It involves three milk crates-
>
>CUT TO
>
>Spike's place, morning. Illyria is talking to Spike
>
>ILLYRIA
>-five budgerigars and the livers of three walruses. He
>still persisted. That was until I told him it made all
>humans within seven metres explode. I pride myself on
>honesty. I find lying strange, I never had need to be
>concerned with it before.
>
>SPIKE
>Does he really bother you that much?
>
>ILLYRIA
>He called me Lliry.
>
>Spike laughs
>
>SPIKE
>Say what now?
>
>ILLYRIA
>It is not amusing.
>
>SPIKE
>Yes, of course not. Sorry.
>
>Spike laughs again.
>
>SPIKE
>Sorry.
>
>ILLYRIA
>My living arrangements cannot stay as such. I have no
>work, no income and have to live with a small and
>annoying person who made me lie. How do you get money?
>
>SPIKE
>Saved a few bob from when I was on the Wolfram
>paycheque. It’ll keep me going for a few more months.
>I guess Angel’s doing the same.
>
>ILLYRIA
>I have so little to do. I need a world in which I can
>function. I cannot merely exist within a hotel.
>
>SPIKE
>Maybe Angel can set the whole detective thing up again?
>
>ILLYRIA
>Detective?
>
>SPIKE
>He used to save people as a business. People would get
>in touch with a problem, zombie boyfriend, demon cult
>or whatever and Angel would save the day. For a fee.
>
>ILLYRIA
>Amoral.
>
>SPIKE
>Pardon?
>
>ILLYRIA
>What sort of idiot charges innocents for saving their
>lives?
>
>SPIKE
>And any Anya comparisons go out the window…
>
>ILLYRIA
>Who?
>
>SPIKE
>Never mind. So you need money? I’m sure Andrew won’t
>charge you for staying at the hotel.
>
>ILLYRIA
>I have been there less than a week and I already wish
>to leave. He infuriates me. In small doses he can be
>interesting, occasionally tolerable but he is so
>convinced he has to be a host he is smothering.
>
>SPIKE
>You could stay here with me.
>
>ILLYRIA
>I do not see a need to stay anywhere. I barely sleep.
>
>SPIKE
>Go out. Modulate into a better dress and look for a
>job.
>
>ILLYRIA
>By myself?
>
>SPIKE
>Sure. I mean, you’ve been with us a good few months,
>sometimes you have to crawl out of the dark and
>realise the world isn’t that bad. You do have to live
>here, may as well get a headstart.
>
>Illyria cocks her head at him.
>
>Cut to- City street, Day. People come and go, into a
>record store, out of a coffee place and generally
>milling around shops. In the midst of this Illyria
>approaches and ‘My Favourite Game’ by the Cardigans
>begins to play, this is wicked cool. She is wearing a
>long floral dress and dark, horn-rimmed spectacles,
>she has a handbag which she clutches. The blue
>patterning on her arms and forehead is gone but she
>still has her blue and black hair. For some reason
>she seems more intimidating than normal. This is
>obviously Illyria and not Fred, just in a dress.
>
>Illyria bursts into a Starbucks. Her suddenness and
>odd appearance turns heads. The music stops. Illyria
>walks up to the counter.
>
>ILLYRIA
>I seek employment.
>
>SNOT-FACED TEEN EMPLOYEE
>Oh, geez. Wait a sec. I’ll get the manager.
>
>Illyria stands perfectly still, people begin to murmur
>around her. The manager comes in. She’s early 20s and
>dressed like an up-coming go-getter who isn't going
>anywhere. She eyes Illyria suspiciously.
>
>MANAGER
>Sorry, we ain’t got no vacancies.
>
>Illyria merely stares.
>
>MANAGER
>I can’t give you a job.
>
>Illyria waves her hand at a ‘help wanted’ sign.
>
>MANAGER
>Seriously? You wanna work here.
>ILLYRIA
>I don’t see want as the word.
>
>MANAGER
>Great, way to impress. So are you good with people? Do
>you interact well?
>
>ILLYRIA
>My comrades tell me I can be socially stunted.
>
>MANAGER
>U-huh. And why do you think they said that?
>
>ILLYRIA
>Because I killed them all. Once.
>
>CUT TO- A Virgin records store. Illyria is talking to
>a kid wearing badge that says ‘Junior Assistant
>Supervisor’ who hands her a form.
>
>ILLYRIA
>(Indicating form) What does this part mean?
>
>SUPERVISOR
>Mother’s maiden name. Yeah, that means what was your
>mom called before she got married.
>
>ILLYRIA
>My mother was the great dark chaos before. The mist
>that ruled the universe aeons before your putrid kind
>ever polluted this plane. The primordial powers that
>are. I don’t think that will fit in the box.

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