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Date Posted: 08:34:36 02/29/00 Tue
Author: Mark
Author Host/IP: gatekeeper.hcmlp.com / 209.219.239.2
Subject: Joke

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive
blond
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to
the mail box.
She
opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the
mail box
and again opened it and slammed it shut. Angrily, back into
the house she
went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came
again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed
harder
than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something
wrong?" To
which she replied, "There certainly is!"

(are you ready?)




My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL"

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