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Subject: I went to the circus and you know what?....


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I saw a camel with a sign around his neck, saying "Alex? where are you?". (NT)kala04:04:03 01/23/02 Wed
Alex, a failed sunglasses salesperson, had placed the sign there. His connection with the circus... (NT)VO. Hiya (((((Davis, Kala & Ding)))))!04:34:56 01/23/02 Wed
....was his friendship with Omar, the tent maker, and his association with...... (NT)Davis....chuckles at Alex's return LOLOL04:45:26 01/23/02 Wed
....."Camel's R'Us".....now the reason for him putting that sign on the camel, goes like this....... (NT)Davis05:48:05 01/23/02 Wed
It seems Alex needed to be reminded where he was every minute of the day probably because.. (NT)dingle07:00:54 01/23/02 Wed
.....he suffered from an illness known as..."Idunnanowhoiam"...or to put it short:.... (NT)Davis07:44:38 01/23/02 Wed
... he's psychotic. He was Achmed in Israel, Abusimba in Egypt, Abdul in Afghanistan ... (NT)VO.02:40:44 01/24/02 Thu
... and now he's Alex in America. All these changes of name and character have made him ... (NT)VO. Gotta love the Alex story! LOL02:43:05 01/24/02 Thu
...a bit nutz!! back to the circus:)...the most amazing thing, is that at the circus Alex was the... (NT)Davis04:50:33 01/24/02 Thu
...official 3D glasses salesman.....seems he saw life in a different way than most, he would... (NT)Davis04:54:34 01/24/02 Thu
......run around yelling..."the trees are jumping out at me", and ..... (NT)Davis.....poor Alex, he's a wreck!!!! roflmao04:56:13 01/24/02 Thu
... "the lions have escaped!". Barnum, the circus owner, decided this idiot would be a great clown. (NT)VO.05:25:18 01/24/02 Thu
Alex thought this was a wonderful idea until Barnum showed him his costume. It was ... (NT)VO.05:28:32 01/24/02 Thu
...an replica of Elton John's, the glitzy one with the BIG sunglasses...Alex said.... (NT)Davis06:32:45 01/24/02 Thu
.."there's no way I'm wearing that..but the glasses can stay, they're kinda......." (NT)Davis06:34:22 01/24/02 Thu
cool. Hey, do you have a bikini? I wore one when I.. (NT)dingle07:26:33 01/24/02 Thu
..trained the circus elephants, but the trunks always got in the way and I ended up..... (NT)Davis08:39:07 01/24/02 Thu
....losing it, besides, I got paid "peanuts" for that job so I moved on to....... (NT)Davis08:40:48 01/24/02 Thu
Training the dancing dogs, that was a job! One had only 3 legs so I.. (NT)dingle lol davis09:56:00 01/24/02 Thu
..gotta monkey & organ, wore my sunglasses & became an organ grinder...whatta great job till.. (NT)Davis13:57:53 01/24/02 Thu
MY organ became involved! Ouch! So I sold the monkey and.. (NT)dingle..lmao14:06:00 01/24/02 Thu
Had a sex change operation and renamed my self Andrea. I still have my sunglasses.. (NT)dingle14:10:31 01/24/02 Thu
..put my organ in a jar on the shelf &settled down in San Francisco selling flowers for your hair.. (NT)Davis14:16:05 01/24/02 Thu
That is the hair on your head. All this fog, sure can mess with your.. (NT)dingle14:17:54 01/24/02 Thu
.senses ,well Andrea wasn't fitting, so now I'm Alexis..I drive a Lexus..& sell Nexus...hairy job... (NT)Davis14:22:58 01/24/02 Thu

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