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Davis says, let's start a new one
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Date Posted: 08:56:41 02/21/02 Thu
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VO. Hey Davis ... you take the prize for Number One Nutter!
's message, "I THINK I'M GONNA PEE !!!!!!" on 06:56:30 02/21/02 Thu
>>>>>>>There once was a farmer from Nantucket,
>>>>>>>Who dropped his Chicken into a bucket.
>>>>>>>When he fished it out, he began to shout....
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"It's dead, we better just pluck it"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>So the Nantucket farmer then took it
>>>>>>>And into a pot, he done cooked it,
>>>>>>>With potatoes and peas,
>>>>>>>and carrots, and cheese,
>>>>>>>"Can I serve you a bowl", I said, "Chuck it"!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The Nantucket farmer seemed fairly miffed
>>>>>>>That I'd declined his chicken stew gift
>>>>>>>But surely you would've done it too
>>>>>>>If only you'd smelt his putrid brew
>>>>>>>It stunk to high heavens, it really whiffed!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>So I gathered the fumes from the potage..
>>>>>>>Thought I'd give it a shot as a fuelage..
>>>>>>>It just might run a car,
>>>>>>>But I'm not sure how far,
>>>>>>>This incredibly gaseous concoction..
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I opened the fuel cap of my trusty Ford
>>>>>>>And with some trepidation the mess I poured
>>>>>>>I wondered what the outcome would be
>>>>>>>As I turned the ignition key
>>>>>>>The engine first sputtered, but then it roared!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>At first I thought, this stuff is awesome..
>>>>>>I'll patent it, sell it in Boston..
>>>>>>But I learned way too fast..
>>>>>>that this wasn't gas..
>>>>>>As my car flew above, straight to Austin...(Texas
>>>>that
>>>>>>is)!
>>>>>
>>>>>I was spotted by Texas Air Traffic Control
>>>>>On their radar screens I'd made a big hole
>>>>>I landed at last
>>>>>The cops grabbed me fast
>>>>>I'm in jail without chance of parole!
>>>>
>>>>So you ask,is this the end of the story?
>>>>I'm afraid that it's not, it gets gory..
>>>>I was handed an axe,
>>>>By this guy, named Alex,
>>>>Who said, "follow me son, I'm your good fairy..
>>>
>>>We plotted and planned and picked a night
>>>When we knew the jail would be fairly quiet
>>>As confident as could be
>>>That soon we'd be free
>>>After we wielded our axes in fight
>>>
>>>The night came and it was time for action
>>>Our plan was devised down to each fraction
>>>I'll tell now why it went so wrong
>>>From the start and all along
>>>And how Alex ended up in traction
>>
>>It seems Alex was dressed in his tu-tu,
>>and his ballet slippers were too fu-fu..
>>When he swung his big axe,
>>his tu-tu got hacked,
>>as he slipped, he was cut, whatta boo-boo!!!
>>
>>So you ask, how did he end up in traction..
>>While swinging he caused quite an attraction..
>>Well, when Bubba stepped in,
>>Alex ran, like the wind,
>>And he crashed face to face with Michael Jackson..
>
>Michael said, "Alex, you look messy
>Oh no! You've torn your dressy
>We go way back
>To that Cairo shack
>Where I bought my first chimp, Bessy"
>
>Alex recalled in great detail
>How he first met this weirdo male
>He recoiled in fright
>Which wasn't too bright
>He fell down the steps with a wail!
It seems Michael is just too dang freakin'
And by now our poor Alex is reekin'
so the moral my friend,
is if you have to pretend,
You were better off eating that chicken!!!!!!LOLOL.....
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