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Date Posted: 10:33:29 02/02/07 Fri
Author: redpurusha - 8 Dec 2006
Subject: Re: some holiday humor
In reply to: redpurusha - 8 Dec 2006 's message, "some holiday humor" on 10:32:26 02/02/07 Fri

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, I've lost my electron. The other says, are you sure? The first replies, yes, I'm positive...

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, I'll serve you but don't start anything.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, sorry, we don't serve food in here.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, a beer please, and one for the road.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, Does this taste funny to you?

from a jewish message board

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