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Subject: GIVE IT UP, LOUD WANK LOSER


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BILLY BRITAIN
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Date Posted: 14:24:20 09/04/04 Sat

OLD BUSHY SMELLS LIKE OREOS,
I SMELLED HIM SO I KNOW,
AND IF HE'D DROP HIS TROUSERS,
I'D GIVE HIS WANG A BLOW.

YES I'M THE PROUD FAT RETARD,
FROM THE LAND OF OBESE KIDS,
AND THE QUEEREST, BLACKEST COUNTRY,
QITH THE GAYEST, DARKEST FLIDS.

I LOVE MY BIG GAY COUNTRY,
WITH ITS BIG FAT LOUD MOUTH WAYS,
THE CARS ARE HUGE AND SO OUR WE,
THE WIDE OLD U.S OF GAYS.

MY TROUSERS ARE A 46,
MY SHOES THEY ARE A 10,
NOW I'VE BEEN CALLED A SKINNY RUNT,
COZ IT'S 56 FOR 'MEN'.

MY UNCLE HE IS 500 POUNDS,
HE REALLY IS "DA BOMB",
HE'LL CLEAR THE POOL WITH JUST ONE JUMP,
AND HE DOES IT WITH APLOMB.

I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE HIM,
BUT I CAN'T AFFORD THE CAKES,
AND THE SUGAR CONTENT OF MY FAT ASS,
IS A PORTION OF WHAT HE TAKES.

SO LET ME END BY STATING,
THAT FATTY DUDES ARE COOL,
AT LEAST THATS WHAT THEY TEACH US,
IN FAT USA, WE RULE.

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Re: GIVE IT UP, LOUD WANK LOSERBILLY BRITAIN15:52:48 09/04/04 Sat


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