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Subject: Classic Joke for you all!


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Chuckles the Cunt
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Date Posted: 11:12:55 10/04/04 Mon

This Australian D.J says "G'Day listeners! What we're gunna be talking about today is 'unusal words',so if any of you listeners want to ring in with an unusual world please do!"

Ten minutes and a couple of pop tracks pass by, and the first caller rings in...

AUSSIE DJ - oh here we go,we have a caller on line 1. G'day caller on line 1, whats your name and where do you come from?

CALLER - My names Steve and im from Sydney.

AUSSIE DJ - G'day Steve! whats your unusual word?

CALLER - GOARN!!

AUSSIE DJ - Ok, can you spell that for me?

CALLER - yeah, G-O-A-R-N

AUSSIE DJ- Ok great, now can you make a sentance out of that word for me?

CALLER - yeah! GOARN FUCK OFF!!!!

AUSSIE DJ -Sorry about that listeners! i do appoligise for that rude man, anyway we have a caller on line 2, hi caller on line 2 whats your name and where do u come from?

CALLER - G'day my names Joey and im from Brisbern.

AUSSIE DJ - G'day Joey whats your unusual word??

CALLER - SMEE

AUSSIE DJ - ok,can you spell that for me?

CALLER - yeah! S-M-E-E

AUSSIE DJ - Excellent! now can you make a sentance out of that word for us??

CALLER - Yeah! SMEE AGAIN, GOARN FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!

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