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Date Posted: 20:35:40 03/18/10 Thu
Author: Duck
Subject: Re: Europeans 2010 Part 2 contd
In reply to: ex 's message, "Re: Europeans 2010 Part 2 contd" on 17:51:26 03/18/10 Thu

One hot summer's day a Fox was strolling through an orchard till he came to a bunch of Grapes just ripening on a vine which had been trained over a lofty branch. "Just the thing to quench my thirst," he said. Drawing back a few paces, he took a run and a jump, and just missed the bunch. Turning round again with a One, Two, Three, he jumped up, but with no greater success. Again and again he tried after the tempting morsel, but at last had to give it up, and walked away with his nose in the air, saying: "I am sure they are SOUR."

It is easy to despise what you cannot get

or......

This duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any sour grapes?"

The bartender says no, and the duck leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any sour grapes?" The bartender again says no, and the duck leaves.

Two days later the duck returns walks up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any sour grapes?"

The bartender, losing his patience, screams at the duck, "I told you duck, I don't have any sour grapes and if you ask me again I will nail your feet to the floor!!"

The duck looked startled and leaves.

Two days later the duck returns walks up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any nails?"

The bartender replied, "No," and the duck said, "Good! Got any sour grapes?"

Larf, I nearly p'd my pants!

Good luck to both the juniors and seniors this weekend!!

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