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Subject: Remember Julie Cooper??


Author:
Roy Gleason
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Date Posted: 16:35:28 08/03/04 Tue
Author Host/IP: NoHost/217.206.133.186

eh up Douglas,

its your old warm up man from the summer season of 67 at Scarborugh Pavillion here. How the fuck are you doing, you old rascal? i've always said there's not a man alive who could touch your "dead pigeon" sketch. A crying shame what happened to the act in end.........

ehy, must go now, the wife wants me to drive her to Jack Tredger's out of town Fish Wharehouse, you can get a pound of mackerel there for £1.79. cracking stuff.

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[> Subject: Re: Remember Julie Cooper??


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doug
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Date Posted: 20:55:45 08/05/04 Thu
Author Host/IP: host81-156-51-202.range81-156.btcentralplus.com/81.156.51.202

Roy?

Saucy Roy Gleason?

Rough and Ready Roy?

Roy In a Box?

Stiff as a p***k Roy?

How are you?!

"Who's been sleeping in my bed?! I have you daft sod! Roll over!"

Great days.

I remember the pavillion. Yeah. Was it 67? Doesn't time fly?
What're you up to now? Not still with that bloody circus are you? I always thought you were a bit above that rubbish.
Remember Bobby Twist? He did alright didn't he? Course, most people thought he was a nonce at the time. Still, he went to the top of his game. Diving about in the Milk Tray ads. All because the lady loves... and that lark. He's dead now.
...and Mickey Monk, he's now got his own mobile carpet cleaning service he runs out of Bournemouth. He does alright, I hear. Shame, he could've been the first Tommy Cooper. If it weren't for Tommy Cooper, of course.
Anyway, I've got your number in my mobile telephone so I'll give you a call. Still on the '01' number in the big smoke?

Uncle Doug.

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Saucy Roy
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Date Posted: 10:51:51 08/06/04 Fri
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Doubt you'll have much luck calling me Douglas, our lad Dudley never comes out of his room or goes off the the damned internet, i only manage to have a peek here when he's on he shitter. I wouldn't mind so much but he's 22, and his room's got posters of wrestlers all over it, and not proper wrestlers like Big Daddy mind, but these greased up yank ponces who couldnt show you a half nelson if their lives depended on it.

Im afraid i had to give up the variety circuit many years ago because of a nasty case of reoccuring conjunctivitus that left me with floppy eyelids.. If i even go near blackpool i come out in a rather nasty rash, and there's no cream in the world that help me.

After handing in my microphone and selling my joke books to Jim Bowen (his cheque bounced twice, the twat) i got into he catering business with me pal Rodney from down the legion (i never was in the services but the ale's dead cheap down there). We have now got four mobile burger vans, one on the M40 near darlington, one on the A45 near sidcup. The other two we take to football matches and alike. the van always stinks of piss aftwards, but we make a nice sideline touting tickets and hiding them from the filth in the baps.

Funnily enough i ran into little Mickey Monk a few years back, he was still pretty down about ITV's plan to make him the next Tarbie going pear shaped when he was caught with rogering the head of light entertaintment's wife. shame.....

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