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Date Posted: 22:22:20 03/01/02 Fri
Author: Lionqueen
Subject: Oh Canadaaaaaa

So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?
> > >
> > >
> > >Smarties, Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp.
> > >
> > >The size of our footballs fields and one less Down.
> > >
> > >Baseball is Canadian.
> > >
> > >Lacrosse is Canadian.
> > >
> > >Hockey is Canadian.
> > >
> > >Basketball is Canadian.
> > >
> > >Apple pie is Canadian.
> > >
> > >Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass.
> > >
> > >Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians
> > >pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'.
> > >Then we burned it... and most of Washington, under the
> > >command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and
> > >hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran
> > >away, so we came home and partied.
> > >
> > >Canada has the largest French population that never
> > >surrendered to Germany.
> > >
> > >We have the largest English population that never ever
> > >surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone,
> > >anywhere.
> > >
> > >Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little
> > >over an hour.
> > >
> > >The only person who was arrested in our civil war was
> > >an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the
> > >whole thing...but showed up just in time to get
> > >caught.
> > >
> > >We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
> > >
> > >The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the
> > >earth's surface and is still around as the worlds
> > >oldest company.
> > >
> > >The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full
> > >grown human in under 3 minutes.
> > >
> > >We still know what to do with all the parts of a
> > >buffalo.
> > >
> > >We don't marry our kin-folk.
> > >
> > >We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers,
> > >insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short
> > >wave radios that save countless lives each year.
> > >
> > >We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and
> > >lived to tell about it.
> > >
> > >BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
> > >
> > >....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to
> > >fit your hands with mitts on.
> > >
> > >OOOOOO CAAANADAAA !!!
> > >
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[> Re: Oh Canadaaaaaa -- 2gud2btru, 22:54:33 03/01/02 Fri

You forgot a few of the best features of Canada...

yourself, me ( in all modesty), Femok, Libbie, CrazyJo, Hooter, Caro, Sugar, Blissed, etc.. etc. etc...

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[> [> Well can't argue with you there 2gud.... and that's probably a first!! hehehe *smooches* -- Peej~, 18:18:17 03/03/02 Sun

Canada sure does have some great people!!! :)

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