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Date Posted: 14:17:50 11/01/07 Thu
Author: Dr. WeirdNoise (Out of control)
Subject: Gorilla COONS
In reply to: REALITY CHECK 's message, "KIZZY IS A NIGGER BITCH NIGGER BITCH AND SO ARE HER CHILDREN" on 05:23:14 09/17/07 Mon

These burrheaded gorillas moved in next door w/o asking the permission of the 100% white population. So since they were next to my place I took matters in my own hands.

They had these savage rotweillers snarling and growling like a bunch of twilight zone monsters. I made them a nice dinner.

Took 2lbs. of ground meat and rounded it in shape. Poured about 2 cups of red pepper inside + some LSD that we had.

After cooking, then cooling the "burger" we allowed little rottie to chow down. Those fuckers yelped insanely till the LSD kicked in then they must have been hallucinating like crazy.

Those sons of bitches were running into the fence, the house, spinning around on the ground.

Once they came down I squirted some alcohol in their eyes just for the hell of it and to top things off. They went apeshit biserk.

I know that alcohol had to burn.

I love to fuck with dogs. Shot them in the balls with my BB Gun.

This all sounds nuts but it's true. Burrhead and the gorillas moved about two weeks later. I think the dogs will never forget their little experience.

UncleWeirdNoise

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