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Date Posted: 08:59:41 08/19/04 Thu
Author: Chris
Subject: Re: Jokes thread
In reply to: ts 's message, "Jokes thread" on 08:46:21 08/18/04 Wed

I like that one:

One day, Adam was taking a lazy stroll through the Garden of Eden. God looked down on Adam and noticed his sorrow and loneliness. God said to Adam, "Adam, you look as though you need a companion. A female. A woman. I will create for you a woman." Adam contemplates the thought for awhile. He says to God, "And what is this 'Woman'?' God replies back, "She is one who will keep you sexually satisfied. She will keep your abode clean. Tend after your children. Cook lavish meals. One who will always listen to what you have to say." A smile comes across Adam's face, but disappears moments later into a frown. God says, "Adam, what's the matter?" Adam looks up to God and says, "What is this going to cost me?" God replies back, "An arm and a leg." Adam thinks about it for a while. Finally, after moments of contemplation, he replies back to God, "What can I get for a rib?"

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