Date Posted:23:45:13 12/15/04 Wed Author: Tony Lang Subject: Re: Rugby In reply to:
PECAS
's message, "Rugby" on 14:18:10 12/15/04 Wed
>OK Pecas.
You quite understandably do not know the objectives of Rugby. I will attempt to explain them to you. Two teams start playing about three o'clock, usually in terrible weather conditions, often we are not sure if it is a rugby match or a swimming competition. Both teams then proceed to roll around in the mud until about quarter to five when them match ends, that is if the referees watch has not stopped. When this happens it is not onknown for the match to continue till about midnight) Then they spend about an hour in the bath singing bawdy rugby songs, that are very definatly sexist. After that the real purpose behind the game starts, which is drinking gallons of beer in the club bar. Sometime in the future it will occur to the participants, that they can eliminate this pre drinking muddy ritual and gain an extra three hours drinking time.
There is a mega, mega, co-relation between rugby and beer. You have to understand that.
