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Date Posted: 04:58:42 11/12/04 Fri
Author: ts
Subject: Cars r Us, add yours

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bought My Wife

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CADILLAC
Contains Another Dead Italian Lying Lifeless Amongst Cargo

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Head Engine Valves Rattle Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again Tony

FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fix Or Repair Daily
Foundation Of Retarded Designers
Found On Road Dead

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PONTIAC
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadillac

SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

SATURN = Shitty Automobile That Usually Runs Noisily

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

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