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Date Posted: 15:02:03 04/17/01 Tue
Author: -Chaos
Subject: I cheated... took two tests...
In reply to: -Chaos 's message, "Re: Just how untelligent are you!?" on 14:54:04 04/17/01 Tue

One I took rather seriously, and one I marked the questions I found funny... or would of done but the morality thing got in the way (Like mauling that bastard with a wrench)

So here's the 2nd time round =P

The Test Results Are In!


"Your score is very low."




Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:
54% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude
(with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence,
and his sense of observation is one of his best
qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential,
but that's only part of the equation.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister
and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing
that the subject would rather kill something than suffer
a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability
to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is
a 32% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit
boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable
sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The
balance of these three traits is important; high levels of
confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level
of humor make for the strongest individuals."



Final Score: 54% Un-telligent


>Here's how I did.
>
>
>
> You have a knack for greatness. For the
>record,you are:
> 78% Un-telligent!
> which is significantly higher
>than the current average of 60%
>
>
>
> Here is the custom report of your
>personality that led our team of geeks to conclude
> (with confidence) that you are resourceful,
>sly, and guaranteed to get away with
> everything:
>
> "The subject shows a very high level of
>intelligence,
> and his sense of observation is one of his
>best
> qualities. Considering this, he shows a
>lot of potential,
> but that's only part of the equation.
>
> "Also, as much as we hate violence, an
>occasional
> mauling is one way to solve day-to-day
>problems like
> unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door
>salesmen;
> he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he
>avoids any
> solution that involves violence.
>
> "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy
>(better than
> most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a
>down
> and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric
> self-confidence. The balance of these
>three traits is
> important; high levels of confidence,
>medium levels of
> morality, and a good level of humor make
>for the
> strongest individuals."
>
>
>
> Final Score: 78% Un-telligent
>
>-Chaos
>
>
>
>> To find out your untelligence, go look rel=nofollow target=_blank >>HREF="http://test.thespark.com/untest/">here.
>>
>> I myself am 98% untelligent.
>>
>> In fact, here's what my final score said :)
>>(copy/paste time)
>>
>> You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you
>>are:
>>
>>98% Un-telligent!
>>which is significantly higher than the current average
>>of 60%
>>
>>
>>
>>Here is the custom report of your personality that led
>>our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that
>>you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away
>>with everything:
>>
>>"Interesting. While the subject shows a below average
>>level of intelligence, his sense of observationis is
>>commendable. The subject is better off than he
>>sounds,, since intelligence is far less important than
>>understanding your surroundings when it comes to real
>>life.
>>
>>"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional
>>mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like
>>unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen;
>>he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any
>>solution that involves violence.
>>
>>"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength
>>in that department.Courageousness is a large part of
>>un-telligence.
>>
>>"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies,
>>and that does a lotfor his score.
>>
>>"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted
>>(rather brilliant) sense of humor, a decent and
>>respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric
>>self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is
>>important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of
>>morality, and a good level of humor make for the
>>strongest individuals."
>>
>>Final Score: 98% Un-telligent
>>
>>
>> Hehe...I rule :) Anyways, have fun, and put down your
>>scores :)
>>
>>-War
>>
>>(If the URL messed up, it's:
>>http://test.thespark.com/untest/

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