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Date Posted: 11:10:24 04/22/01 Sun
Author: Zell
Subject: The tests I've taken....
In reply to: Vortex 's message, "Others I took" on 11:09:13 04/20/01 Fri

Personality:

DREAMER
( Submissive Introverted Abstract Feeler )


You are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what’s going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex. Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you’re a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver.
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bastard:

22% bastard (12% tard)
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Gender test:

Female with 52% certainty (ugh!)
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Wealth test:

you can expect to be worth one million dollars at...


36 years old!
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Sparkmatch

Dependent Good
Love Provider


love experience

5/18
sex experience

2/18
animal aggression

2/18
estrogen

2/18
testosterone

13/18



"Sometimes, the best monkeys are those monkeys that remain unseen."

Upstanding, selfless, gentle. To all those girls out there who like nice guys, you're the perfect man. To everyone else, you're an amusing dweeb. Therefore, you are probably single.

Let us let you in on a little secret--you might have problems now, but once you get older and girls have grown tired of jerks and gigolos, you'll be a hot ticket. Take solace in this fact, if you haven't already found your pink princess. Either way, you need to get more practice in the sack, or your special someone will leave you for the pizza-boy.

You're a guy who's not afraid of commitment or self-sacrifice, but don't let people walk all over you. Hang on to yourself. It's quite possible you'll lose your heart to someone more selfish--she'll take and take and take, and one day you'll find all that's left is your skeleton and a few toenails.
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Unintelligence

81% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 81% Un-telligent
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Sex Test

2 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 17,
in a hotel room.





The info on your 2 future sex partner(s):
2 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 71% chance of dying during sex.

(that's kinda depressing, yo)

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uhhhh... that's enough hmm?

~Zell

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