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Date Posted: 23:41:09 07/24/01 Tue
Author: War
Subject: Why beer is better then women! :) (someone might find this offensive *shrugs*)

WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN



1. You can enjoy a beer all month long .
2. Beer stains wash out .
3. You dont have to wine and dine a beer .
4. Your beer will always patiently for you in the car while you play baseball .
5. When your beer goes flat , you toss it out .
6. Hangovers go away .
7. A beer label comes off without a fight .
8. Beer is never late.
9. Beer doesnt get jealous when you grab another beer .
10. When you go in a bar , you know can always pick up a beer .
11. Beer never gets a headache .
12. After you've had a beer , the bottles still worth 5 cents .
13. A beer wont get upset if you come home and have another beer .
14. If you pour a beer right , youll always get good head .
15. A beer always goes down easy .
16. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty .
17. You can share a beer with your friends .
18. You always know youre the first one to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet .
20. Beer doesnt demand equality .
21. You can have a beer in public .
22. A beer doesnt care when you come .
23. A frigid beer is a good beer .
24. You dont have to wash a beer before it tastes good .
25. If you change beers you dont have to pay alimony .

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