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Date Posted: 20:34:12 10/17/07 Wed
Author: SleepingHare
Subject: Nolij
In reply to: SleepingHare 's message, "Acro Profiles" on 20:26:14 10/17/07 Wed


Nolij received 9 point(s) for 'Caucasians are good for Hootie Johnson.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Kleptomaniac's sale price: free.'.

Nolij received 1 point(s) for '"Hamburgers are my weakness," blimp exclaimed.'.

Nolij received 5 point(s) for 'The ________ have it.'.

Nolij received 10 point(s) for 'The old folks need ear adjustments.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Tommy Hilfiger's brand did more rap apparel.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Word up. A pronoun hovers.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Pink Floyd's bricks covered a garret.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Stop me before I ambulate.'.

Nolij received 4 point(s) for 'Al Jolson shouldn't be considered hilarious.'.

Nolij received 10 point(s) for 'Chickens are often victims in fox pursuits.'.

Nolij received 8 point(s) for 'Fools pick on bigger guys.'.

Nolij received 6 point(s) for 'Roman: Pope XIII.'.

Nolij received 4 point(s) for 'Whores use me for arbitrary recreation.'.

Nolij received 4 point(s) for 'Irishmen have freckly faces.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Gay guys admire Bette Midler.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Who likes Zamfir? Nobody better arise arms.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Go numb, doc.'.

Nolij received 3 point(s) for 'Ontario zoos include chimpanzehs.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Origami is Issei doodle paper.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Rock me Shawarmadeus.'.

Nolij received 12 point(s) for 'Escalators don't like shoppers with heels.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Governatress goes home with Arnold.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'If it's zirconia, cube's not authentic.'.

Nolij received 9 point(s) for 'Silly how hysterectomies cure hysterics.'.

Nolij received 3 point(s) for 'Nobody under fire believes burning's pleasant.'.

Nolij received 7 point(s) for 'Carpentry: ant hobby.'.

Nolij received 4 point(s) for 'Alien children play Arkanoid.'.

Nolij received 0 point(s) for 'William shakes spears.'.

Nolij received 1 point(s) for 'Corps: Marine designation.'.

Nolij received 3 point(s) for 'Stopped Accutane, broke out.'.

Nolij received 9 point(s) for 'For drunks: America On Wine.'.

Nolij received 10 point(s) for 'So far, my pants outlasted Dynasty.'.

Nolij received 3 point(s) for 'Blue-chipper: Benjamin Netan Yahoo!'.

Nolij received 10 point(s) for 'Pink's my favorite color because cross-dressing's dope.'.

Nolij received 1 point(s) for 'Rockwell, anybody staring at you?'.

Nolij received 8 point(s) for 'In sects: entomologists.'.

Nolij received 14 point(s) for 'Squirrels use peanut butter toothpaste'.

Nolij received 3 point(s) for 'Stolichnaya vodka advised mixing cranberry juice.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'She sells Seychelles.'.

Nolij received 10 point(s) for 'A porpoise killed Charlie Tuna.'.

Nolij received 11 point(s) for 'Decided greenest grass is somewhere fences enclose.'.

Nolij received 1 point(s) for 'Bozo's furious about clownfish antics.'.

Nolij received 1 point(s) for 'Elementary: deuterium's school.'.

Nolij received 8 point(s) for 'Buying a prophylactic became rather embarassing.'.

Nolij received 1 point(s) for 'Dr. Claw's henchmen always view some gadgets.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Mercury thermometers: poisonous.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Larry Bird considers African-American athletes the worst.'.

Nolij received 4 point(s) for 'Coal miners sing daughter's tragedy.'.

Nolij received 10 point(s) for 'Showing me money, Maguire ululated too.'.

Nolij received 3 point(s) for 'Freak Nastee dipped it.'.

Nolij received 3 point(s) for 'Ornithologists believe sharks will someday fly.'.

Nolij received 10 point(s) for 'St. Francis fought for sissies.'.

Nolij received 5 point(s) for 'Harlots hate woodpeckers.'.

Nolij received 12 point(s) for 'Swedish zoos sometimes portray bjuffalo.'.

Nolij received 16 point(s) for 'Crime: it seldom does spay.'.

Nolij received 11 point(s) for '"I candy," Hmong hooker announced.'.

Nolij received 11 point(s) for 'Sean Connery begged Moneypenny, "Anal shex?"'.

Nolij received 1 point(s) for 'Wilbur decided wrightly.'.

Nolij received 3 point(s) for 'One of my main medicines: Windex.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Ogres annoy donkeys.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Ermines scorn coats.'.

Nolij received 8 point(s) for 'El Churro: superhero pastry.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Some philatelists started collecting Vanuatu stamps.'.

Nolij received 4 point(s) for 'Middle Eastern species: Teheranosaurus.'.

Nolij received 4 point(s) for 'Cruise control's rather retarded. Steer damn boat.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Shellfish family: Crustacea.'.

Nolij received 9 point(s) for 'Grey Poupon comes from poop.'.

Nolij received 1 point(s) for 'Gore: chad's dad.'.

Nolij received 6 point(s) for 'Bunt and run.'.

Nolij received 4 point(s) for 'Choose proper rigging when overturning communist governments.'.

Nolij received 11 point(s) for 'Charles Kuralt rarely purchases combs.'.

Nolij received 10 point(s) for 'Shear me sheepishly.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Ice Capades ain't straight.'.

Nolij received 9 point(s) for 'Copied Alfalfa: Ed Grimley.'.

Nolij received 8 point(s) for 'To be radiant, try Corona.'.

Nolij received 11 point(s) for 'Doors can close and change volume too.'.

Nolij received 3 point(s) for 'I'm fleecy. Flock me.'.

Nolij received 11 point(s) for 'Fortitude coupled: eightitude.'.

Nolij received 12 point(s) for 'Oompaloompas hate getting carded.'.

Nolij received 10 point(s) for 'Coroners like calling morticians "corpse heads."'.

Nolij received 5 point(s) for 'Inflicting some rotten grasshopper injuries: Katy did.'.

Nolij received 3 point(s) for 'Levi Strauss cornered denim selling.'.

Nolij received 7 point(s) for 'Porous et absorbent.'.

Nolij received 4 point(s) for 'Father Timothy's choirboys fear his handlebar moustache.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Damn white people, 'cause I'm white.'.

Nolij received 2 point(s) for 'Brewers fans: eighteen.'.

Nolij received 1 point(s) for 'Sonic's quills sharpen when mad.'.

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  • SleepingHare -- SleepingHare, 20:34:51 10/17/07 Wed
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