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Date Posted: 20:41:53 10/17/07 Wed
Author: SleepingHare
Subject: Brat
In reply to: SleepingHare 's message, "Acro Profiles" on 20:26:14 10/17/07 Wed

You go around thinking you have friends. Then one day you do a profile of them and find out what they really think of you.
I open things up with two from the "Hey!" files:


Bratley received 5 point(s) for 'Hare's so goatlike.'.

Bratley received 1 point(s) for 'Rom. Goat. Acro.'.


And the rest:

Bratley received 8 point(s) for 'Being rude should have a consequence.'.

Bratley received 7 point(s) for 'My socks choke dogs.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'Smoking has never kept our children pacified.'.

Bratley received 9 point(s) for 'Be a chicken, sprout wings.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'Sometimes our world's a reality farce.'.

Bratley received 10 point(s) for 'Uncle Sam's an oldster in beard.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'Jews want something kosher.'.

Bratley received 7 point(s) for 'My vision's narrow.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'Ask before fondling.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'Consider our situation, life without pizza's upsetting.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'Forget shaving, have groin waxed.'.

Bratley received 8 point(s) for 'Saw a light on Broadway.'.

Bratley received 0 point(s) for 'Being a woman sucks.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'One harsh word can injure a friend.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'When kissing's possible, shave closely.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'Wrinkly surprise: erection.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'I'm sensing hostility.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'I don't need an old woman preaching.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'True, I'm uber cool.'.

Bratley received 10 point(s) for 'Short, kinky white person desires intimacy.'.

Bratley received 6 point(s) for 'Born with purple antennae.'.

Bratley received 6 point(s) for 'I'm replacing Hitler.'.

Bratley received 1 point(s) for 'The Color Umber: Oprah's world.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'Heaven better greet me.'.

Bratley received 10 point(s) for 'Try walking after one foot gets compressed.'

Bratley received 9 point(s) for 'Since coming out, dad acts funny.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'They have use sometimes: men.'.

Bratley received 1 point(s) for 'Teens cause aging.'.

Bratley received 8 point(s) for 'Send money or we'll revolt.'.

Bratley received 5 point(s) for 'Mowing our whiskers.'.

Bratley received 0 point(s) for 'That's called beauty?'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'The reason isn't beyond explanation.'.

Bratley received 7 point(s) for 'College education and I'm broke.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'Modeling ain't work.'.

Bratley received 9 point(s) for 'My wife's not so bad, actually.'.

Bratley received 1 point(s) for 'Bring a pizza, dude. I'm lazy.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'Offends Fundamentalists: Gay pride.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'Prince was a frog, indeed.'.

Bratley received 1 point(s) for 'Naked and fat: contradictory.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'Cats and dogs only understand fighting.'.

Bratley received 7 point(s) for 'A pig has wings, incidentally.'.

Bratley received 10 point(s) for 'My wallet's always empty.'.

Bratley received 13 point(s) for 'Seven naked people don't constitute my orgy.'.

Bratley received 8 point(s) for 'Funeral parlors have body work.'.

Bratley received 11 point(s) for 'Nudist colonies lack Dockers.'.

Bratley received 6 point(s) for 'Don't hate whitey.'.

Bratley received 4 point(s) for 'A scientist once bottled my love.'.

Bratley received 9 point(s) for 'Hiding elves often go underground.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'In and Out: Hamburgers.'.

Bratley received 8 point(s) for 'Take chances. Do something wicked.'.

Bratley received 1 point(s) for 'All suffering: mothers.'.

Bratley received 13 point(s) for 'Help! I'm under quarantine and require excitement.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'AU: gold's initials.'.

Bratley received 7 point(s) for 'The Junk Food Wars.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'Call me douchebag.'.

Bratley received 7 point(s) for 'Snogging a dog: hard up.'.

Bratley received 7 point(s) for 'Forests often resent paper.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'The reason life's hard: idiots.'.

Bratley received 9 point(s) for 'A minute after five, drink.'.

Bratley received 7 point(s) for 'Drano really cures warts.'.

Bratley received 9 point(s) for 'Stopped for having hat hair and speeding.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'For fueling excitement, consume butane.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'Drooping shorts: stylish.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'Forget about ankle chains.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'When farts are smelly I'm heading outside.'.

Bratley received 1 point(s) for 'That's not an acro.'.

Bratley received 1 point(s) for 'Old broads shouldn't wear Spandex flagrantly.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'Living fast is short sighted.'.

Bratley received 0 point(s) for 'In Heaven they take matrimony seriously.'.

Bratley received 1 point(s) for 'Spam makes feet better tasting.'.

Bratley received 4 point(s) for 'Think past the present.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'Seems that crap can float.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'Seances summon stiffs.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'Something's up Peter's butt today.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'Pink in color: baby's rump.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'Reading dictionaries makes good sense. Happy wording.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'During execution, hoods help.'.

Bratley received 8 point(s) for 'Below me, everything's dirt.'.

Bratley received 4 point(s) for 'Riding the goat's the quickest suicide method.'.

Bratley received 4 point(s) for 'Old farts eat bean soup.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'Having children usually requires parts that work.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'After finals, everyone danced.'.

Bratley received 9 point(s) for 'Dating my husband required some patience.'.

Bratley received 0 point(s) for 'Work's always Hell.'.

Bratley received 12 point(s) for 'Gay pride's probably the happiest day somewhere.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'Cripes, don't take goofy politicians seriously.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'Don't forget children need refrigeration.'.

Bratley received 6 point(s) for 'Add a quarter, she'll crack.'.

Bratley received 7 point(s) for 'Move closer, I smell.'.

Bratley received 8 point(s) for 'Rubber uterus: birth control technique.'.

Bratley received 3 point(s) for 'Looking dead probably soured my romance.'.

Bratley received 4 point(s) for 'Uterus, sweet Uterus.'.

Bratley received 2 point(s) for 'After sex, snoring's not polite.'.

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  • Thanks, Rom -- EJetson, 06:39:18 10/18/07 Thu
  • Re: Thanks, Rom -- Deep Diction, 07:39:21 10/18/07 Thu
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