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Date Posted: 14:18:59 10/03/07 Wed
Author: Nolij
Subject: MN limericks for DD and EJ
In reply to: EJetson 's message, "Re: Why I can't be the poet laureate" on 07:56:15 10/03/07 Wed

There was a young man from the Humpdome
Who played for the team nearest his home
Much like Luke Perry,
His temples were hairy
To the point that he needs a sideburns comb.

There was a man shaped like a hydrant
On the ballfield, his smile was vibrant
He won two World Series
But what's really eerie's
As a husband he's a regular tyrant.

Or, baseball-free...

There was a young rebel from Hibbing
whose voice was the cause of some ribbing
His lyrics poetic
On occasion prophetic
But if I said he could sing, I'd be fibbing.

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