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Date Posted: 09:58:15 03/06/99 Sat
Author: The Renaissance Man
Subject: BTW, you will soon see the man who made wrestling

We see the Ren Man in his mansion watching soaps on the boob tube and sitting back in his futon. He seems to be tearing a bit after seeing what has happened on the soap

This is so sad. How could Johnny dump Sally when Jim was having an affair with Sally's sisters brother who killed Johnnys kid? What the f*ck are you guys thinking?? You know, these soaps remind me of wrestling these days.

He reaches for a beer in his portable fridge and opens it. He chuggs back a bit, then continues...

See, a lot of wrestlers out there just talk and talk and talk, but when they get in the ring, they get beat half to death. I'm not here to talk all the time, but basically show my skills in the ring. I know the ropes better than any of you, I am a better technical wrestler than all of you, and you most certainly should believe that I'm going to put you in the Artistic Impression and finish you off in the end.

He gets up and starts walking out onto the porch out back and continues...

I'm not one of those guys who wants you as my best friend, hell, I don't think I had any friends in my last fed. I don't need any either. They'll just end up double crossing you in the end, those BASTARDS!! I can be a nice guy, really, I can, but you have to give me something that I want in order for that to happen. BTW, you all better start getting ready and basically.....

Prepare to be destroyed at the hands of the Renaissance Man!!!

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