utterised at WkY -- Big Time Wrestling Roleplay Board

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 05:08:37 03/07/99 Sun
Author: the swinging utter
Subject: utterised at WkY

The swinging utter walks into the WkY radio studio.

big bill turner:Well folks tonight we have a special guest.His name is The swinging Utter from the big time wresting federation.

the swinging utter sits and puts a pair of ear phones on

big bill turner:Swinging utter welcome to the studio!

TSU:thanks bill.

big bill turner:so swings,whats your plans for your career in the btw?

TSU:well bill.WAIT!...can i call you warren?...your names shit, i want to call you warren!

big bill turner:WHAT!..why? my names bill.

TSU:anyway warren, all i want to stress to this fed is that i swing i dont slide.If anyone gets in my way of success i will be looking for a blue with that person.I show no mercy and ill charge that person like smitty!
DONT F!@$ (beeeeeep)with me!

big bill turner:well i can see your ready for anyone and anything.So do you think you can handle the pressure of this new fed?

the swinging utter gets to his feet quick!

TSU:YOU DISSIN ME WARREN!YOU DISSIN ME!!!!!!

big bill panics and falls back on his chair,he starts speaking and stuggles with multiple horsies

big bill turner:NO !what? i didnt mean to harm you!HELP !!!HELP!!!!

TSU:mummys not here to help you now wazza!

big bill turner:MY NAMES NOT WARREN....SOMEONE HEEEELP!!!!!

the mic starts to feedback and laughs can be heard from the swinging utter as he chants "warren".The sweat noise of clean blows to the head can be heard before a pathetic wail from big bill.all goes quiet for a second.

TSU:A message to the pres of big time wrestling and it employed!..theres a white man at your door and his swingin` his shit all over the joint.OOOOOOOOSSSSSS

bullion by millencolin fades into the act as the swinging utter dances round his victory

fadeout.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]