Date Posted:18:29:27 03/07/99 Sun Author: Ren Man Subject: F*CK...read the first one(gotta get used to new board!!) In reply to:
The Ren Man
's message, "A revised version for those who like to argue..." on 18:28:16 03/07/99 Sun
We see the Renaissance Man
> > walking peacefully through the park on a warm, sunny
> > day in his hometown of Toronto. He's wearing his
> > shades and a t-shirt saying,"Got Beer?" with some
> blue
> > jeans. Out of nowhere comes a BTW reporter to catch
> > the latest from the big man
> >
> > Reporter:
> > Excuse me Mr. Renaissance Man sir, may I have a few
> > moments from your time??
> >
> >
The Ren Man pulls out a
> > cigar from his pocket and lights it up. He starts
> > smoking away
> >
> > Reporter:
> > Mr. Ren Man, hello?? Can I please have a few words
> > with you??
> >
> >
The Ren Man is still
> > completely ignoring his and walking down the
> > path
> >
> > Reporter:
> > Okay, you win.
> >
> >
The reporter pulls out a
> > wad of cash and hands it to the Ren Man. The Ren Man
> > stops to recieve it and acknowledges the
> > reporter
> >
> > Ren Man:
> Why
> > hello, didn't see you there. Beautiful day, is it
> not??
> >
> > Reporter:
> > Yes, yes it is. Say, can you answer a few questions
> > for me?
> >
> > Ren Man:
> > Sure, anything for the fans. It sure is a beautiful
> > day, isn't it?
> >
> > Reporter:
> > YES FOR THE 50TH TIME!!
> >
> >
The Ren Man puts his cigar
> > on a park bench and picks up the reporter by the neck
> > with a furious look on his face
> color=purple>
> >
> > Ren Man:
> > LISTEN F*CKER, NO ONE YELLS AT ME!!
> >
> > Reporter:
> > Eeeeeeeeccccccccchhhhhhhhhhh......
> >
> >
The Ren Man puts down the
> > reporter. The reporter feels his neck for a bit. The
> > Ren Man picks up his cigar and the reporter
> > speaks...
> >
> > Reporter:
> > I'm really sorry sir. There's lots of problems back
> > home and...
> >
> > Ren Man:
> > It's all right. Just ask me the questions.
> >
> > Reporter:
> > O.K. First off, are you scared about getting in the
> > ring with an obviously bigger man than yourself,
> > Richard Scott?
> >
> >
The Ren Man takes a huge
> > drag from his cigar and lets it out slowly. He looks
> > at the camera and speaks...
> >
> > Ren Man:
> > Listen, just to make things clear, I'm not afraid of
> > anyone whether they're the biggest man on Earth or
> > someone that everyone else fears. He seems like a
> > pretty big opponent, but many have fallen before me,
> > some bigger. I am the best technician on the friggin
> > planet with more moves than Richard Simmons could
> come
> > up with. I am also the greatest brawler on the planet
> > to go along with that with special training from my
> > bros in downtown Toronto. My main plan is to beat the
> > living sh*t out of my opponent, than apply the
> > ARTISTIC IMPRESSION on them. They'll be
> > begging for mercy in no time no matter what their
> size
> > is. Now, you know I know how to rumble. You're
> looking
> > at the most intelligent wrestler in the ring too.
> > You're probably thinking,"Wow, this guy has so many
> > qualities. I gotta see it to believe it". You are
> > going to see it, and you better sure as f*ck believe
> > it cause it's coming to ya.
> >
> > Reporter:
> > What do you think about the World Title being up for
> > grabs here? I assume you want all the fame and glory
> > here.
> >
> > Ren Man:
> You
> > better believe it. I am going to beat all opponents
> > that stand in my way. First, Mr. Scott. Then, whoever
> > else it takes to get my gold. To think, World
> champion
> > from the first start in this fed. As World Champion,
> I
> > would let all hell break loose and people will start
> > getting hurt. I don't think people want to hear about
> > how many titles I've held in the past cause to start
> > with, we'll be taking all day going through them. To
> > finish, I certainly don't like hearing others
> bragging
> > about the past so why should I. I will get as far as
> I
> > can in this tournement and hopefully end off at the
> > top where I belong. That's the way it should be.
> >
> > Reporter:
> > Well, thanks for your time. Any last words from you
> > Mr. Ren Man??
> >
> >
The Ren Man takes one final
> > drag from his cigar and tosses it on the ground. He
> > stomps on it totally smothering it. He speaks his
> > words..
> >
> > Ren Man:
> You
> > better believe I have some last words. You see how I
> > just smothered that cigar, well, that represents the
> > competition in the BTW and my foot, gee, you figure
> it
> > out. You can all put me to the test and send me into
> > matches which even the dead fear. I've been in them
> > all and I accept them all. You will all know the
> > wraith of the Renaissance Man!!!
> >
> >
The Ren Man picks up the
> > reporter and powerbombs him onto the walkway. The Ren
> > Man then takes his money and starts walking away. As
> > he's leaving, he says...
> >
> >
