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Date Posted: 02:27:59 03/08/99 Mon
Author: Billy Gray
Subject: Vacation time.

Billy Gray is sitting at the airport. He is headed on his way to Hawaii for a little vacation. Badgerman suggested that Billy take a bit of time off. Since he has been working incredibly hard lately. He walks up to the counter to get his tickets.

Billy: Yes, I am here to pick up one ticket to Hawaii.

Lady: You're name please?

Billy: Billy Gray.

Lady: The wrestler?

Billy: The one and only.

Lady: Wow, I watch you wrestle all the time, you are sooo sexy.

Billy: Thanks, awfully straightforward though.

Lady: It's the best way to get a man. And to wear short skirts.

Billy: That always works for me.

Lady: Hawaii, huh? 1 or 2 tickets?

Billy: 1, why are you asking?

Lady: I don't know, my vacation starts tomorrow. And I feel like taking a chance.

Billy: I sure ain't now chance, what's your name?

Lady: Suzanne, but you can call me Sue.

Billy: So, Sue, what do you do for fun? (He looks over the counter and down at her legs.)

Lady: For fun? I let guys stare at my legs.

Billy: Oh, sorry. They are nice though.

Lady: Well, yes or no?

Billy: To what?

Lady: To go with you?

Billy: Well, Sue, it's your money.

Lady: Very well, I am going with you.

Billy: Great, where is the plane?

Lady: Right back here, let me show you.

Billy walks behind the counter and into a small break room. Sue reaches into her pocket and pulls out her time card and clocks out.

Billy: How convienent.

Sue: For you, maybe.

Billy turns to the camera and pushes it out the door, as the door slams in the cameraman's face. The camera fades as a distant ruffling of clothes can be heard.

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